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Which, I am confused as to how some of my men got all the way over there from the garden but oh well....

I think I'll write that down as a recon patrol of some sort that made contact with more of the US forces...I'll have to direct control the squad leader and lead you kasrkin boys towards my main forces position (that is if you feel like digging into that trench with me as thats what I plan on doing for now...)
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

or it could be the nerd just kept them up there because he was lazy or something.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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lord commissar klimino wrote:or it could be the nerd just kept them up there because he was lazy or something.


Define "up there" as I don't know exactly where the Cadians and delta force guys are in relation to my main force's position...
   
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Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

I'm a commando. I'd rather not bugger down in a trench. But as far as I'm concerned, you're the boss.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
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Kasrkai wrote:I'm a commando. I'd rather not bugger down in a trench. But as far as I'm concerned, you're the boss.


I'm sure I can figure out something to do with ya, we can help each other out, don't worry

Besides, I sincerely doubt that I'm the big cheese for the Imperials (maybe for now) but there's the small matter of a half mad Commissar Yarrick jumping around...

   
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Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Don't leave me with Darko. He's like the pedobear of our RP forum.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
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Kasrkai wrote:Don't leave me with Darko. He's like the pedobear of our RP forum.


*Is not sure how to respond to that*

............

*Is still unsure how to respond to that*
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:or it could be the nerd just kept them up there because he was lazy or something.


Define "up there" as I don't know exactly where the Cadians and delta force guys are in relation to my main force's position...


i mean the place were kar saw them is in the guest room,were all the gaming tables are. so maybe he was using them then just left a few on the table or somethin.

Kasrkai wrote:Don't leave me with Darko. He's like the pedobear of our RP forum.


i thought darko was in charge? and pedobear? darko? nah,more like he will put you on the front lines and eat popcorn as he watches you die.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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lord commissar klimino wrote:I mean the place were kar saw them is in the guest room,were all the gaming tables are. so maybe he was using them then just left a few on the table or something.


Can't be just a few outside as I've already posted the majority of the force out there in that garden...

The kiregsmen must have found a way inside to the guest room.........yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:I mean the place were kar saw them is in the guest room,were all the gaming tables are. so maybe he was using them then just left a few on the table or something.


Can't be just a few outside as I've already posted the majority of the force out there in that garden...

The kiregsmen must have found a way inside to the guest room.........yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...



sounds good.

also i find it funny how ive done the most damage to stuff,yet ive gotten the most help from mark to.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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I was just about to say "the only help he's given you is killing half your guys and locking you in the garage." But that's the chaos guys...

I chalk it up to Mark not realizing whats going on outside yet...
   
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Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Are you kidding? Darko takes a sweet little innocent RP, and runs with it to his candy van of off-topic gak.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Kasrkai wrote:Are you kidding? Darko takes a sweet little innocent RP, and runs with it to his candy van of off-topic gak.


true...but when he is on topic and posts,he writes really well.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

That's how he keeps it covered.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

posted,and even though warork "ninja'd" me,it still fits cause you were just leaving/just about so you still would be caught in it.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Prepare to be annihilated. You ruined my post.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
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Hey! I don't appreciate my measly one squad being attacked by a full on tau battleforce!

And Mark is not going to like you messing up his personal mini guards either!

   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Kasrkai wrote:Prepare to be annihilated. You ruined my post.


your guy asked for it in my guys eyes.

WARORK93 wrote:Hey! I don't appreciate my measly one squad being attacked by a full on tau battleforce!

And Mark is not going to like you messing up his personal mini guards either!



sorry,my guy is more after kars than you,you just happen to be with him and his ally.and its not all my force,just a big portion. also to be fair,i dont think mark is or will ever be happy with any of this.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Fixed for Klimino's sudden attack.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Kasrkai wrote:Fixed for Klimino's sudden attack.


you deserved it.worork didnt but he probably would of attacked me for being a xeno anyways.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

lord commissar klimino wrote:WARORK didnt but he probably would of attacked me for being a xeno anyways.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Kasrkai wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:WARORK didnt but he probably would of attacked me for being a xeno anyways.


and the point was?

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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I'm calling shenanigans for the last post, I posted before you and said that you got one of my guys, the rest of them are now on their way out...

Really, the dog? MOAR SHENANIGANS!

Lets see if the beast likes a little artillery barrage huh? And also, I'm pretty sure the dogs are inside, how you plan on getting them outside without being able to open a door would be a nice explanation...
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

WARORK93 wrote:I'm calling shenanigans for the last post, I posted before you and said that you got one of my guys, the rest of them are now on their way out...

Really, the dog? MOAR SHENANIGANS!

Lets see if the beast likes a little artillery barrage huh? And also, I'm pretty sure the dogs are inside, how you plan on getting them outside without being able to open a door would be a nice explanation...


i call shenanigans on the fact that my force wouldn't kill lots of you. we had surprise and numbers (not to mention better long range weapons and a tank that should of been able to blow you all to dust,but i let that slide cause he did have melta bombs..still seems like a hard throw though.) so we definatly had you there. as for the dog,the gm said they like to chase things,so im using that to my advantage.i will admit the getting them outside part might be-oh wait,you guys already made a ramp for us in the basement so iit can get out. i told them to find a way to get it out and they will.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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The way I imagined it was that you got us on the tail end of our exfil, and it was also said in Kasr's post which was before both of ours, that were were behind cover and on the move, already near the crack we managed to slither out of...

Honestly, I've got no objections to the dog thing, but we'll see how that turns out...
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

WARORK93 wrote:The way I imagined it was that you got us on the tail end of our exfil, and it was also said in Kasr's post which was before both of ours, that were were behind cover and on the move, already near the crack we managed to slither out of...

Honestly, I've got no objections to the dog thing, but we'll see how that turns out...


i dont remember that exactly,but either way more of you would of died.

anyways,im perfectly ok with you bombing the gak out of the dog

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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St Louis, MO

I agree with klimino. KILL THE DOG. But I`m so lonely without a ally. Hey Klimino i know its unlikely, but you seem evil, you wanta ally up and wipe these corpse worshippers from the house?

Lets RP like old times B^)
 
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

yeroc500 wrote:I agree with klimino. KILL THE DOG. But I`m so lonely without a ally. Hey Klimino i know its unlikely, but you seem evil, you wanta ally up and wipe these corpse worshippers from the house?


not likely but ill keep it on mind. besides,im pretty sure chaos is the apitamy of not the greater good

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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St Louis, MO

Hey coming from the guy who`s destroyed a perfectly good refrigerator and is the only non imperial RPing at the moment, I have to say it was worth a try.

Lets RP like old times B^)
 
   
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Also shenanigans on yeroc's stuff, the Tanith would never even consider working with Chaos...

Also, I'm not completely sure but I don't think the minis are supposed to be referencing themselves as game pieces (IE the whole "apocalypse game" bit)
   
 
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