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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw






I wish I had a camera so I could show off my beard.

somehow I still get carded though...how many 17 year olds have a full beard for chrissakes...

Read my story at:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356



 
   
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Fixture of Dakka





Oklahoma City, Ok.

Amaya wrote:I wish I had a camera so I could show off my beard.

somehow I still get carded though...how many 17 year olds have a full beard for chrissakes...


You might be surprised.
I bet KC got his early, if he wasn't born with the damn Squig!

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms





Auburn CA

I had a beard at 16 and have never been carded for anything. Also I am 5'6"

 
   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw






If you're really 5'6" I'm sorry.

Read my story at:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356



 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

I'm 5'9, 19, and get ID'd for everything, but I don't exactly look my age.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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Auburn CA

Yah 5'6" and 120 pounds. In combat boots I get to 5'8"ish.

 
   
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought




The oceans of the world

Wow Johnny, never would have expected that. I'm fifteen,5'11" and 180 lbs.
   
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Auburn CA

Johnny-Crass wrote:
Spoiler:


Yah see the person on the far right who looks like a girl from behind? That is me... I am 19

 
   
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Tunneling Trygon





Bradley Beach, NJ

6'2", 17, 225lbs, 'Built like a freight train,'



My hair is longer than usual right now, and I may have the patchiest facial hair known to all of mankind.

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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw






Damn, Johnny, you are tiny.

Your height is perfect for powerlifting though.

Read my story at:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356



 
   
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Fixture of Dakka





Oklahoma City, Ok.

Squidmanlolz wrote:6'2", 17, 225lbs, 'Built like a freight train,'



My hair is longer than usual right now, and I may have the patchiest facial hair known to all of mankind.


Your pic doesn't do you justice, Squidman. Frankly, it makes you look like a little red x in a white frame....

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

The camera is just really far away, in order to show you just how well built he is.

He's just doing star jumps against a white background.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Squidmanlolz wrote:6'2", 17, 225lbs, 'Built like a freight train,'



My hair is longer than usual right now, and I may have the patchiest facial hair known to all of mankind.
   
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Armored Iron Breaker





Wellington

Surprising to see how many14-16 Year old's are on this Forum. It's also surprising to see them post such things about religion and politics.

I know just the thing to say when they start posting on topics like that! ;D

Banished, from my own homeland. And now you dare enter my realm?... you are not prepared.
dogma wrote:Did she at least have a nice rack?
Love it!
Play Chaos Dwarfs, Dwarfs, Brets and British FoW (Canadian Rifle and Armoured)
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

How old are you poppabear?
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Poppabear wrote:Surprising to see how many14-16 Year old's are on this Forum. It's also surprising to see them post such things about religion and politics.

I know just the thing to say when they start posting on topics like that! ;D


Hey! Just because I'm younger...

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BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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Norwich

Avatar 720 wrote:I'm 5'9, 19, and get ID'd for everything, but I don't exactly look my age.


Same for me, apart from i'm 6'0.

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Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Johnny-Crass wrote:I had a beard at 16 and have never been carded for anything. Also I am 5'6"


Uh, Johnny? You realize that I'm as tall as you and quite a bit younger?

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps






Bristol

5'6" is not tall from my perspective!
   
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South Wales

Do people often rest their elbows on your head, Vit?


Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps






Bristol

Actually it has been known to happen, although most people get bored of the novelty of my height after a few days.
   
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South Wales

Trust me.

I wont.


Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

alarmingrick wrote:
Amaya wrote:I wish I had a camera so I could show off my beard.

somehow I still get carded though...how many 17 year olds have a full beard for chrissakes...


You might be surprised.
I bet KC got his early, if he wasn't born with the damn Squig!



Nope, wasnt born with it But I had a full beard at 17. Sad too, because when I turned 18, and finally went to buy smokes for the first time, I was excited to be carded, and I wasnt. I think I was carded once for buying beer, and that was because it was a manager Sometimes the chin squig can be a curse
   
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Hellacious Havoc




Old Trafford, Manchester

I find it really funny to get asked for ID by some spotty young employee; I just say,

"Young man, I've got socks older than you..."

"I was in Baghdad when you were in your Dad's bag" is also a good one.

"If I advance, follow me. If I retreat, shoot me. If I fall, avenge me. This is my last command to you all. FORWARD!!" 
   
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South Wales

And I then love refusing to serve arrogant fools that don't care some kid is just trying to do their job under threat of fines/being fired.

Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Stay on topic people!

(I'm 6'1" and around 170-180lb)
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

It's easy to look good in plaid.


BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc





staffordshire england

https://skydrive.live.com/?sc=photos&cid=7e162be275d8658e#cid=7E162BE275D8658E&id=7E162BE275D8658E!181&sc=photos

How about now ?

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Its hard to be awesome, when your playing with little plastic men.
Welcome to Fantasy 40k

If you think your important, in the great scheme of things. Do the water test.

Put your hands in a bucket of warm water,
then pull them out fast. The size of the hole shows how important you are.
I think we should roll some dice, to see if we should roll some dice, To decide if all this dice rolling is good for the game.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

BlapBlapBlap wrote:It's easy to look good in plaid.



Take another picture of you pulling it off then
   
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South Wales

No worki for me Loki.

Also Blap, I'm afraid Albatross is still winning the Plaid Wars.

Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
 
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