A 3-word Story

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**Tyragorn**

I have got

**Selym**

sticks up my

**Tyragorn**

nostrils because Jesus

**Selym**

said so. Failbaddon

**ExNoctemNacimur**

invoked Satan and

**Selym**

snorted warp dust.

**Tyragorn**

Eldar are gay

**ExNoctemNacimur**

which means happy

**Tyragorn**

and homosexual, nevertheless

**Selym**

the Eldar partied

**Grey Templar**

all day and

**Selym**

created Slaanesh accidentally.

**Tyragorn**

Everyone was shocked

**Grey Templar**

by the teddy

**Cheesecat**

when he slept.

**snurl**

There will be

**Cheesecat**

nothing worth saying.

**Tyragorn**

But listen to

**Cheesecat**

the purple vaginas.

**Tyragorn**

Cheesecat is ruining

**Selym**

the story pleasetellhimtostop.

#Jking, we love you really

**Tyragorn**

His short sentences

**Selym**

are not allowing

**ExNoctemNacimur**

the secret Jew

**Tyragorn**

, Adolf Jesus Hitler

**ExNoctemNacimur**

, to practice witchcraft

**Tyragorn**

and pole dancing

**Selym**

naked with xenos.

**dreamakuma**

Inside the partybus

**Selym**

warp dust was