Regimental Report- Catachan 222nd

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**stonned_astartes**

hlaine.larkin wrote:
Varl Sigmund wrote:I see you have allocated me:
Gunner Tazz
Driver Key?

I do hope these lads know that there is only one place I expect to be on the battlefield... down the enemies throats!!!

and no one starts drinking at the end of it until the last piece of entrails has been cleaned out the tracks!!!

It has been shifted around slightly- Gunner Schrute, a crack shot with a demolisher cannon- claims to be able to hit a grot at 1,000 paces and driver wolfhead, he is rash and has a slight attitude issue, but i am sure you can handle him

Varl Sigmund wrote:I like attitude issues!!!

as long as his right foot stays plastered to the floor and our nose at the enemy we will do fine!!!!

I lay a challenge down to the other crews!!!

a case of beer and a carton of back sticks on who gets to grind more ork burger with your tracks...

the loser gets to clean the winners tank!

i'm driveing... pray to the holly throne. hahahaa.... might have to tinker with the engine... give it a bit of exrta speed...with your permition of corse sgt.? hahahaaaa....

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driver wolfhead -10/1 on comander Arkanian beating us in sigmunds challange.
scout sentinal karrick 50/1 dies in his furst battle... intell is some ones tinker with his engine... but hes a good dam pilot.

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hahahaaa..yes marchell larkin. dont you worry, youl see my metle in battle... hahahaaa...

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I think all the tank crews (the better ones and the worse ones) are behind me when i say that would be brilliant idea sir.
so does this mean we will not be feiled as a tank squad/company?

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Dr_Wasabi wrote:141 - Overseer Wasabi - Seems like the men are just as keen to open fire on one another as they are themselves.

*grins* Looks like I just might have some new men to lead into battle after all...

just rememer whos the go to guy, to make your job more...comftable...if i was to get reasigned hahahaaaa....

**stonned_astartes**

I ashure' you sir, i dont know the meanin 'of the the word ; )

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of corse i agree with my comander. ;D

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When is our 1st deployment marchell? i'm just driveing her round the ship atm. I would kill for the opitunety to prove myself sir.
comander i request that you request 1st deployment in the tank rota sir!

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You better run fast rider, i'm guna be rite on your squidgy tail ;D

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Sir, what happens if our girl gets wrecked or destroyed? will it be rebuilt?(and will we survive?).

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Luna Dragon wrote:
Varl Sigmund wrote:
stonned_astartes wrote:Sir, what happens if our girl gets wrecked or destroyed? will it be rebuilt?(and will we survive?).

Make sure this doesn't happen!!! if it does I WILL kill you!!!

Luna Pintus: I'm glad I'm under Commander Seric.

suck up, the Marshall's Wrath holds the real men!

**stonned_astartes**

Ill grind them in our girls treds! sheel get us through boys!

do we have sponsoons??

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oooooo yeahhh. i'll have a roast up inabit bit lads. i've 'aquired' some top quallity meet..hahahaaa from our rough rider friends hahahaaaa..... ;D

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For the infentrey you could keep note of whos been wouned(killed) on the bord, then when you you get back to base(home) you could roll a dice to see if they live? this whay people wont have to keep reinventing charictors as much. just a surgestion.

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Ahh ok. and what about tanks?(not ars obviosly as its going to be fine).

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Brilliant.

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The sentinal driver can get feth all, they have rubbish contacts...this is entirely second hand information you understand.
as for score, its going to be the Marshall's Wrath crew and our talented gunner Schrute who will win, you old dog karrick.

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purplefood wrote:151-Pilot Karrick-It isn't contraband sir! Not if we don't get caught... oh right.

hlaine.larkin wrote:all i am saying karrick, is if i got whiff of the idea that contraband was being bought and sold an got any idea of who it was, i would have to inform the lord commisar who is not renowned for his forgiveness. this is only if i found out something was going on

ooooo. nasty. beter watch yourself there karrick.

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yes sir, sorry sir, wont hear it from me sir.

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Carnt use a gunner if your driver carnt get there.

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Will do comander! i was only comenting on the 'skill' of the driver, seric.
Hows the banner comeing along larkin?

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Ballerina's -coff coff, oh excuse me.

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Apparently a full stop is border line heresy.

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Iho sticks on me...everyone, yes especially you commissioner.

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Very good sir,. *salute* I request some regimental picts, if it were possible??

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Varl Sigmund wrote:...also if the crew of the "Honour" hear it they might actually man up and come out from behind there reinforced bunker and get their treads wet!

Honour!?! *snigger* wear?

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Probably.

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Yes. Carnt wait to see our girl!

ps, maybe if you put the two sentinel squadrons on the vehicle chart but as there two squadrons, not all together??

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Hey Schrute does the vox take i-pods? would love to play ride of the Valkyries as we charge. hahahaaa....