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2011/05/19 01:42:22
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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2011/05/19 01:48:09
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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The CDC has just become my favorite branch of the US Government.
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2011/05/19 02:04:33
Subject: Re:CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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....Nothing about grabbing your guns? no advice on shooting a loved one? This is BS.
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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2011/05/19 03:57:53
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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I love that the justification is that zombies are the same as a hurricane or flood.
No, no not really.
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 Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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2011/05/19 05:41:04
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Doomthumbs wrote:I love that the justification is that zombies are the same as a hurricane or flood.
No, no not really.
The justification is not that zombies are the same as a hurricane or flood, but that the preperation one would make in the case of either is similar.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/05/19 10:13:20
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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That makes sense...
Kinda clever idea actually.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/19 11:02:10
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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The CDC is amazing now.
I just wish that they talked about the Brooksian zombie books. It's great reading for the zombiephobic.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/05/19 11:51:25
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Doomthumbs wrote:I love that the justification is that zombies are the same as a hurricane or flood.
No, no not really.
Exactly. I can't drive down the road swilling beer and shooting a shotgun out of my CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT at a hurricane.
Hurricane - natural disaster
FLood-natural disaster
Zombies - Frazzled holiday weekend!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/05/19 12:55:01
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Frazzled wrote:Doomthumbs wrote:I love that the justification is that zombies are the same as a hurricane or flood.
No, no not really.
Exactly. I can't drive down the road swilling beer and shooting a shotgun out of my CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT at a hurricane.
...why not? 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2011/05/19 13:21:34
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Chowderhead wrote:The CDC is amazing now.
I just wish that they talked about the Brooksian zombie books. It's great reading for the zombiephobic.
Once they were featured in The Walking Dead, I guess the figured it might be a good idea to prepare as well.
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2011/05/19 13:49:02
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Frazzled wrote:Doomthumbs wrote:I love that the justification is that zombies are the same as a hurricane or flood.
No, no not really.
Exactly. I can't drive down the road swilling beer and shooting a shotgun out of my CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT at a hurricane.
...why not?
True that. Its just not as satisfying. 
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/05/19 13:51:55
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Lady of the Lake
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What if it's a hurricane with zombies in it? No one said it would only be one or the other.
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2011/05/19 14:30:23
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Well that wouldn't be fun at all. But I'd be perfectly safe watching tv and grilling steaks on the Weber in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. In Texas the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSUALT TRANSPORT even comes with a shotgun rack option.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/05/19 15:40:26
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Lady of the Lake
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Everything is fun if you're in a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. 
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2011/05/19 16:41:04
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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n0t_u wrote:Everything is fun if you're in a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
Except narrow narrow Maccy D's drive thrus and filling up with a tank o' premium!
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2011/05/19 16:42:11
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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n0t_u wrote:Everything is fun if you're in a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
Except reading Twilight...
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2011/05/19 16:47:38
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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notprop wrote:n0t_u wrote:Everything is fun if you're in a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
Except narrow narrow Maccy D's drive thrus and filling up with a tank o' premium!
No that's fun as well...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/19 16:57:12
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Implying that chainsaws, jungle knives and machine guns would help you in the event of a natural disaster.
On the plus side, hummers would be a real boon for any natural disaster, so get one of those.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2011/05/19 17:01:57
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Stoic Grail Knight
Houston, Texas
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Samus_aran115 wrote: Implying that chainsaws, jungle knives and machine guns would help you in the event of a natural disaster.
On the plus side, hummers would be a real boon for any natural disaster, so get one of those.
Until you ran out of gas after 200 or so miles.
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2011/05/19 17:03:06
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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ShivanAngel wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote: Implying that chainsaws, jungle knives and machine guns would help you in the event of a natural disaster.
On the plus side, hummers would be a real boon for any natural disaster, so get one of those.
Until you ran out of gas after 200 or so miles.
Hammers run on petrol?
What kind of hammers do you guys use?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/19 18:51:15
Subject: Re:CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Kid_Kyoto
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And then I said BAM and pointed to my signature.
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2011/05/19 19:07:41
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Yellin' Yoof
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2011/05/19 19:19:48
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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Samus_aran115 wrote:On the plus side, hummers would be a real boon for any natural disaster, so get one of those.
Hummers are a real boon all the time, natural disaster or not.
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2011/05/19 19:29:41
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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biccat wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:On the plus side, hummers would be a real boon for any natural disaster, so get one of those.
Hummers are a real boon all the time, natural disaster or not.
Crap MPG stats,but defianitly good for getting through some rough areas.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/05/19 19:35:20
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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FITZZ wrote:biccat wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:On the plus side, hummers would be a real boon for any natural disaster, so get one of those.
Hummers are a real boon all the time, natural disaster or not.
Crap MPG stats,but defianitly good for getting through some rough areas.
Oh, you're talking about the automobile.
Disregard the previous statement.
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2011/05/19 19:43:04
Subject: CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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biccat wrote:FITZZ wrote:biccat wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:On the plus side, hummers would be a real boon for any natural disaster, so get one of those.
Hummers are a real boon all the time, natural disaster or not.
Crap MPG stats,but defianitly good for getting through some rough areas.
Oh, you're talking about the automobile.
Disregard the previous statement.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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