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2011/05/20 00:54:01
Subject: the dirary of a guardsman (comedy/action)
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ive had this idea for a little,so im gonna do it. may be people have done this before,but awell.
im gonna do an entry every day or so like it would be anyways.
day 1 week 1 month 1
-just grduated from boot camp! got my uniform an ma fancy lazgun,gonna go join tha catalice 34th like a pro! ship should meet up with them in about 3 days,cant wait.hungray,gonna go to mess hall then come back an tell you what i had!
- so yeah,i had pain for lunch,or was it supper? you see,i didnt want the meatloaf,but the cook was all like,"you need your meatloaf." and this buff dude stands up and throws his meatloaf at the cook and then everyone starts throwing food,even me,and then a lutinaant walks in and gets a face full of meatloaf. he then shoots the dude who started it,along with the cook for some reason,and makes the rest of us do 100 push ups.im not throwin food agian,that for sure.
day 2 week 1 month 1
- so during mourning training,i missed the target 3 time in a row. the sargent yelled at me,and didnt know how to respond so i said "sir yes sir, ill shoot more accuratly,what am i shoot agian?" as everyone laughed i just stood there not knowing what to do.i had to clean all the lasgun as punishment.i really need to pay more attention.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/20 14:25:48
 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/20 19:25:21
Subject: the dirary of a guardsman (comedy/action)
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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day 2 is up,not much though.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/20 19:48:00
Subject: the dirary of a guardsman (comedy/action)
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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SPELLING!
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/20 20:52:19
Subject: Re:the dirary of a guardsman (comedy/action)
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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i know, i know. maybe i should download firefox?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/20 21:09:26
Subject: the dirary of a guardsman (comedy/action)
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I have Google toolbar.
It works fine.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/22 22:34:44
Subject: Re:the dirary of a guardsman (comedy/action)
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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day 3 week 1 month1
-tomorrow is the last day til we meet the regiment,oooooh,i cant wait! drills in an hour,hope nothing to hard.
-so after drills i went to go hang out with some storm troopers,but they kept walking away.eventually they just pushed me down and told me to stay away.i wonder if thats normal.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/23 22:19:55
Subject: Re:the dirary of a guardsman (comedy/action)
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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day 4 week 1 month 1
-tommorow we go yo battle,so we get today off.gonna go play lazer tag...might not be the best idea.
-so lazer tag has been banned. turns out some dude switched the laz guns and lazer tag guns on accedent.why do they look the same anyways? anyways,i 1st noticed when my sarg got tagged and his blood hit the ground.for some reason we kept playing,well i hid,until half of us were dead or dieing. of course it was funny that at todays practice,no one could kill the targets.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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