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2011/05/25 04:44:01
Subject: Face-ripper Monkey is not afraid to go with common sense solutions, like ripping someone's face off
"Face-ripper Monkey is not afraid to go with common sense solutions, like ripping someone's face off." And there's Robo Pop too, topless protests and more!
Bill Maher out-did himself this week with New Rules:
"I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000
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2011/05/25 04:51:38
Subject: Face-ripper Monkey is not afraid to go with common sense solutions, like ripping someone's face off
The fact that he pauses every 5 seconds so that people can clap for his luke warm jokes makes me want to get all three stooges on his ass and engage in some serious eye poking.
I'd prefer a tire iron myself, but I'm old school that way.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2011/05/25 11:42:59
Subject: Face-ripper Monkey is not afraid to go with common sense solutions, like ripping someone's face off
Is there really any reason to post weekly "Bill Maher is so cool" posts? I appreciate the regular opportunities to make fun of the guy, but eventually even that stops being fun.
Maybe Brass Scorpion really is Bill Maher and he's trying to improve ratings (considering he's lagging behind "DC Cupcake Wars").
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2011/05/25 11:50:05
Subject: Face-ripper Monkey is not afraid to go with common sense solutions, like ripping someone's face off
biccat wrote:Is there really any reason to post weekly "Bill Maher is so cool" posts? I appreciate the regular opportunities to make fun of the guy, but eventually even that stops being fun.
Maybe Brass Scorpion really is Bill Maher and he's trying to improve ratings (considering he's lagging behind "DC Cupcake Wars").
GENGHIS CONNIE SAYS YOU DON'T WITH DC CUPCAKE WARS OR THE WIENER DOG HORDES WILL RIDE AT MIDNIGHT TO DEAL WITH YOUR HERETICAL ASS!
Just saying.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2011/05/25 13:17:18
Subject: Face-ripper Monkey is not afraid to go with common sense solutions, like ripping someone's face off
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
biccat wrote:Is there really any reason to post weekly "Bill Maher is so cool" posts? I appreciate the regular opportunities to make fun of the guy, but eventually even that stops being fun.
Weekly Bill Maher is so cool posts? I haven't seen any other threads about him other than that one about religion he popped up in. Hardly a dedicated cult around here.
He wasn't particularily funny, though I'll admit there were a few lines there that made me chuckle. But what is with US TV comedians not being able to deliever a joke before laughing at it themselves?
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2011/05/25 13:31:15
Subject: Face-ripper Monkey is not afraid to go with common sense solutions, like ripping someone's face off
biccat wrote:Is there really any reason to post weekly "Bill Maher is so cool" posts? I appreciate the regular opportunities to make fun of the guy, but eventually even that stops being fun.
Weekly Bill Maher is so cool posts? I haven't seen any other threads about him other than that one about religion he popped up in. Hardly a dedicated cult around here.
biccat wrote:Is there really any reason to post weekly "Bill Maher is so cool" posts? I appreciate the regular opportunities to make fun of the guy, but eventually even that stops being fun.
Maybe Brass Scorpion really is Bill Maher and he's trying to improve ratings (considering he's lagging behind "DC Cupcake Wars").
There is always the option of not clicking on it, period. don't like it? let it go away.
Thanks for the update BrassScorpion! if nothing else, it's fun to piss off the conservative elements. I personally enjoy Bill Maher, and appreciate the thread.
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2011/05/26 14:16:54
Subject: Face-ripper Monkey is not afraid to go with common sense solutions, like ripping someone's face off
biccat wrote:Is there really any reason to post weekly "Bill Maher is so cool" posts? I appreciate the regular opportunities to make fun of the guy, but eventually even that stops being fun.
Maybe Brass Scorpion really is Bill Maher and he's trying to improve ratings (considering he's lagging behind "DC Cupcake Wars").
Putting aside the fact that most of us will never be as cool as you, what is the reason to have the majority of political discussions Dakka hosts here weekly?
Just about every one of them devolves into the same entrenched talking points and an excuse for the usual suspects to engage in soapboxing, trolling, and as you exhibit above "cool indifference".
If Dakka had any brians at all they would ban all political threads and moderate/ban offenders, but well...
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2011/05/27 01:27:16
Subject: Re:Face-ripper Monkey is not afraid to go with common sense solutions, like ripping someone's face off
KingCracker wrote:You just didnt have a big enough gun Frazz. Which is saying alot, I saw the one you use to get people off your lawn
True Dat. She Who Must Be Obeyed turned down my request for an Elephant gun.
"Its for elaphants in case they attack."
"There aren't any elephants in Austin."
"What about the zombies?"
"You don't need an elephant gun for zombies."
"What about zombie elephants."
"How much rum have you had?"
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!