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2011/06/07 17:52:52
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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1. Orks live!
2. I want one so bad it hurts.
3. As a Texan it should be illegal for Mexico to have anything more cool than us. For the honor of the State and the Yellow Rose, we cannot allow this WarTrak Gap!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/americas/mexican-cartels-now-using-tanks/2011/06/06/AGacrALH_story.html?hpid=z2
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/07 17:53:07
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/06/07 18:00:20
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I'm genuinly worried for Mexico...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/07 18:06:36
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Terrifying Doombull
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Well I say, start stacking up on those Okroid repelants Frazzeld. OR get one of your own or move to Mexico
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2011/06/07 18:21:03
Subject: Re:Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
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And we think we have a drug problem 
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2011/06/07 18:22:53
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Confessor Of Sins
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we have a spore problem...
Purification by fire is the only way to solve this...
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2011/06/07 18:41:48
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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At least they aren't red or we'd never be able to catch them.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2011/06/07 22:42:15
Subject: Re:Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So Orks not only come from Earth, like we discovered in another thread....but from Mexico. If you want to save the Universe, we need to nuke Mexico a few times over.
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2011/06/07 22:48:48
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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You see that thing though, its sloped which means they have some knowledge of deflecting rounds.
We can still run them over with our tanks though.
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2011/06/08 00:39:46
Subject: Re:Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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And rhinos can run over trukks.... I think your missing my paranoia
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2011/06/08 02:05:11
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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Quick! We need thunderhawks, before they turn the moon into a Rok!
On the serious side, molotovs and (sometimes homemade--think Polish resistance) flamethrowers were amazing anti-tank up through WW II. Perhaps the gangsters inside need a little help lighting their cigarette, eh?
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/06/08 12:17:50
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Where are the flamethrowers? You can't have an urban vehicle like that without a flamethrower or 5 on it.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/06/08 12:26:08
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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They do have RPGs if that helps.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/06/08 12:39:05
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Can you set them on fire?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/06/08 12:43:40
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I don't know. I haven't had a street battle with a Mexican organized crime family recently. 
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/06/08 12:43:47
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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The Hammer of Witches
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This seems like the perfect excuse for Texas to build up armaments, invade Mexico on 'peacekeeping' grounds, then secede from the US and become it's own country, like it should be. Viva New Texas!
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DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
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2011/06/08 12:52:23
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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htj wrote:This seems like the perfect excuse for Texas to build up armaments, invade Mexico on 'peacekeeping' grounds, then secede from the US and become it's own country, like it should be. Viva New Texas!
Who the  told you the plan! Wiener dogs... DEAL WITH HIM!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/06/08 17:25:00
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Frazzled wrote:htj wrote:This seems like the perfect excuse for Texas to build up armaments, invade Mexico on 'peacekeeping' grounds, then secede from the US and become it's own country, like it should be. Viva New Texas!
Who the told you the plan! Wiener dogs... DEAL WITH HIM!
I seriously lol'd Whenever Texas does leave America and becomes the Great Texas Nation, Ill leave Michigan and join you guys
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2011/06/08 17:27:26
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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The Hammer of Witches
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I would too, if I wasn't currently being eaten by Weiner dogs. It's taking ages...
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DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
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2011/06/08 17:28:37
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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htj wrote:I would too, if I wasn't currently being eaten by Weiner dogs. It's taking ages...
small bites, small bites.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/06/08 17:43:26
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Frazzled wrote:htj wrote:I would too, if I wasn't currently being eaten by Weiner dogs. It's taking ages...
small bites, small bites.
Like tiny furry piranhas... with legs...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/08 17:44:59
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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purplefood wrote:Frazzled wrote:htj wrote:I would too, if I wasn't currently being eaten by Weiner dogs. It's taking ages...
small bites, small bites.
Like tiny furry piranhas... with legs...
If those piranhas had breath that would make a billygoat puke that is.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/06/08 17:51:03
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Frazzled wrote:purplefood wrote:Frazzled wrote:htj wrote:I would too, if I wasn't currently being eaten by Weiner dogs. It's taking ages...
small bites, small bites.
Like tiny furry piranhas... with legs...
If those piranhas had breath that would make a billygoat puke that is.
They can't be too far off...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/08 17:56:14
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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One small bite for weiner dogs, one giant leap for New Texas!
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nosferatu1001 wrote:That guy got *really* instantly killed.
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2011/06/08 17:58:21
Subject: Real life War Traks! Viva Orks!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Infreak wrote:One small bite for weiner dogs, one giant leap for New Texas!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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