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2011/06/12 10:20:08
Subject: Girl orks?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Are their any? Whats your take?
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2011/06/12 10:20:53
Subject: Girl orks?
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Major
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No, due the fact that orks don't have gender.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/12 10:21:14
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2011/06/12 10:24:47
Subject: Girl orks?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Yeah, they reproduce asexually like a mushroom, you can garantee any ork would by a fun guy.............Ha
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2011/06/12 10:25:31
Subject: Re:Girl orks?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Orks are plants.
But if you insist...
Have fun with this '''lady''. 
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/06/12 10:27:10
Subject: Girl orks?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Ork hentai
/thread
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2011/06/12 10:43:24
Subject: Girl orks?
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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winnertakesall wrote:Ork hentai
/thread
Get out now.
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2011/06/12 12:01:37
Subject: Girl orks?
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Repentia Mistress
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No. They are asexual so techically there wouldn't be any boy orks either.
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2011/06/12 12:04:55
Subject: Girl orks?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:winnertakesall wrote:Ork hentai
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Get out now.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/12 14:04:31
Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/06/12 12:10:16
Subject: Girl orks?
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Major
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winnertakesall wrote:Ork hentai
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Just in case.
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2011/06/12 13:14:38
Subject: Re:Girl orks?
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Incubus
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Squigs are actually Ork ladies.
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2011/06/12 13:28:41
Subject: Re:Girl orks?
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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if squigs are the ladies the guy orks must just be bowing at their feet!
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2011/06/12 13:32:27
Subject: Girl orks?
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[DCM]
Coastal Bliss in the Shadow of Sizewell
Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.
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Once upon a time, aye, but like much in 40K/Fantasy that background has long since changed.
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"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.
Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
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2011/06/12 13:36:07
Subject: Re:Girl orks?
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
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40k-FUNGUS SO..... NONONONONONONO
Fantasy-Beasty guys......YES YES YES
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2011/06/12 13:48:34
Subject: Girl orks?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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MaximusPrime wrote:Are their any? Whats your take?
No. There are also no boy Orks either.
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2011/06/12 13:53:56
Subject: Re:Girl orks?
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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loner wrote:Orks are plants.
But if you insist...
Have fun with this '''lady''.
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2011/06/12 13:55:37
Subject: Girl orks?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
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Dear Mods
I appreciate that someone new to Dakka will from time to time post a thread on this very old chestnut.
A search before posting of course would help and allieviate the discussion boards from yet more twaddle.
What is less forgivable is that someone, usually a member with a longer posting history, inevitably posts THAT picture of the saggy boobed Cheer Leader Orc.
Can we have an autoban for such deviancy please, that we may forever leave her with her dugs out back in the dugout.
Thanking you kindly
Chibi
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2011/06/12 13:59:54
Subject: Girl orks?
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Major
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Does that mean that we can begin the operation for complete global saturation of the ogre cheerleader?
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2011/06/12 14:02:01
Subject: Girl orks?
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Orks are a fungus.
Most fungi reproduce sexually, however it is generally done using different kinds of structures to the mammalian male/female sexes. Thus, while Ork girls and boys might possibly exist, they are not required for reproduction. This is confirmed by the fact that the standard Orks are clearly capable of reproduction without "girls".
Although this is not conclusive, and fungal species are known to employ different sexual reproduction techniques depending on circumstances, very few Ork girls have been reported. The known examples could be mistaken.
Thus it is impossible to be sure about the matter.
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2011/06/12 14:03:58
Subject: Girl orks?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Yes, zero is very few...
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/06/12 14:09:57
Subject: Girl orks?
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Perhaps that should be the last word on the matter.
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