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2011/06/17 17:28:53
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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As many of you know, Castellan Crowe is the bearer of the Black Blade of Antwyr. This indestructible blade is the most powerful weapon in the universe. Too bad in 90% of the battles I've used him, Crowe dies. Thus far the Black Blade:
1. Fell into the hands of a lucky squad of gretchin.
2. Was captured by Abaddon (can you F@#$^@ imagine what he'll do with it?!).
3. Was picked up by some Imperial Guard storm troopers as a curio.
4. and so on....
The implications for the human race are not good. As the God-Emperor sits in his depends getting weaker and weaker we can only cross our fingers and hope that we die before our doom is manifest...
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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2011/06/17 17:45:25
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I'm confused, what are you even saying?
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2011/06/17 17:51:09
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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iproxtaco wrote:I'm confused, what are you even saying?
I'm saying: prepare yourself!
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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2011/06/17 17:53:25
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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For? I mean, the blade is just passed down to another incorruptible Purifier after the previous wielder dies.
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2011/06/17 17:57:59
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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iproxtaco wrote:For? I mean, the blade is just passed down to another incorruptible Purifier after the previous wielder dies.
Not in the games I've played! (see above).
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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2011/06/17 18:26:49
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Fixture of Dakka
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olympia wrote:This indestructible blade is the most powerful weapon in the universe.
Says who?
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"'players must agree how they are going to select their armies, and if any restrictions apply to the number and type of models they can use."
This is an actual rule in the actual rulebook. Quit whining about how you can imagine someone's army touching you in a bad place and play by the actual rules.
Freelance Ontologist
When people ask, "What's the point in understanding everything?" they've just disqualified themselves from using questions and should disappear in a puff of paradox. But they don't understand and just continue existing, which are also their only two strategies for life. |
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2011/06/17 18:39:13
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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olympia wrote:iproxtaco wrote:For? I mean, the blade is just passed down to another incorruptible Purifier after the previous wielder dies.
Not in the games I've played! (see above).
But Grey Knights allways win! Or they get it back by fighting, or Exterminatus the planet and get it back after that!
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2011/06/17 19:00:19
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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The whole 'Exterminus it' idea seems to invalidate the use of ground forces I've always thought.
And I think that when the planet is a post apocalyptic, it's going to be really hard to find the damn sword.
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'I once saw a man kill another with only a sock. It was slow and painful to watch...'
Darnath Lysander: The Man, The Mystery, The Legend
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2011/06/17 19:14:12
Subject: Re:The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Confident Halberdier
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but which one of your games was canon!
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"Only the dead have seen the end of war"
WHFB Empire
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2011/06/17 19:19:08
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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olympia wrote:As many of you know, Castellan Crowe is the bearer of the Black Blade of Antwyr. This indestructible blade is the most powerful weapon in the universe. Too bad in 90% of the battles I've used him, Crowe dies. Thus far the Black Blade:
1. Fell into the hands of a lucky squad of gretchin.
This is by far the scariest scenario.
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2011/06/17 22:11:28
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Dakka Veteran
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Damn, I want that blade! Imagine Abbadon having it LOL
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2011/06/17 22:17:55
Subject: Re:The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Barpharanges
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Even with that sword he'd still screw up pretty quickly , however Gretchin and Guard may actually do something smart with it.
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2011/06/18 13:57:10
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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olympia wrote:iproxtaco wrote:For? I mean, the blade is just passed down to another incorruptible Purifier after the previous wielder dies.
Not in the games I've played! (see above).
I don't know if you're trolling or what, but your games aren't cannon and have no effect of the game universe. Crowe still has the blade. When he dies, it'll be passed on to someone else if they recover it.
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2011/06/18 13:59:43
Subject: Re:The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Abbaddon would just hurt himself and the GKs would capture the blade again.
the Stormtroopers would be currupted by its power and the GKs would show back up to take it back.
its the Grots you would worry about. orks can loot ANYTHING!!!
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/06/18 13:59:49
Subject: Re:The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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romegamer wrote:but which one of your games was canon!
None, of course.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/06/18 14:21:10
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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thenoobbomb wrote:olympia wrote:iproxtaco wrote:For? I mean, the blade is just passed down to another incorruptible Purifier after the previous wielder dies.
Not in the games I've played! (see above).
But Grey Knights allways win! Or they get it back by fighting, or Exterminatus the planet and get it back after that!
Correct. 
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2011/06/20 18:23:31
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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The lack of humor displayed by the participants of this thread saddens me greatly.
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2011/06/20 18:32:27
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Omegus wrote:The lack of humor displayed by the participants of this thread saddens me greatly.
I agree. There must be more humor!
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/20 18:34:35
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Humor for the humor god!
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/06/20 18:35:36
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Yes!
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/20 18:40:41
Subject: Re:The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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I got this
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/06/20 20:35:02
Subject: Re:The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
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Grey Templar wrote:I got this
Nice.
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(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.
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2011/06/20 21:10:13
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot
Indiana
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OP was actually pretty funny, you people need to speed up.
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My Armies:
 - Death Wing and Green Wing
 - Tacticals and Devastators
   - Retired
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2011/06/20 21:17:11
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Ruthless Interrogator
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I'm guessing you listed these events in reverse order? The storm troopers were so fiercely loyal they gave it back to a barely-alive Crowe, but then Abaddon got it but accidently stabbed himself and then Crowe got it back only to have it stolen by gretchins? The universe is screwed.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/06/21 02:39:59
Subject: The Black Blade of Antwyr: the universe is f@#^!#*
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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I can see a grot with the Not-At-ALL-Stolen-IP blade cleaving through marines, left and right, then putting it down to have a breather and being eaten unawares by a squig, leaving the blade slowly sinking into the drops...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/21 02:40:27
The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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Fluff for the Fluff God! 