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I'm not the sort to taunt either, and as I'm a noob to the hobby I probably shouldn't.
That being said, I did turn up at my FLGS last week with my 50+ figure footslogging guard list and jokingly try to pass it off as a counts-as Grey Knights army. The poor kid looked horrified.

My friend Paul had a game with some random guy a while ago. He convinced the guy he had a particularly bad form of colour blindness, and because of the colour scheme he couldn't see his opponents models against the green table.
The guy obligingly explained what every single model was and what gear they had every single time he moved or used them. XD