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2011/07/07 22:44:23
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
why do you want to know? huh? HUH?
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just for fun. i don't know if tis has been done. tell me what you'll do when "hell is full and the dead walk the earth"
my plan-
1. get out of town. get to a farm with very little people around. less people = less zombies.
2.get the house protected. board up windows and doors. fill bathtubs and sinks with water (you never know when powers gonna cut off)
3.hide for a few days. then head to walmart for supplies.
4. move to another area before too much zombies come.
5. loot an RV (a solar powered one hopefully)
6. fix up the Rv (replace windows with bulletproof glass ( so no zombies break in)
7. i guess were good for now. go from store to store for supplies (food,water, guns, etc)
so post your plan to survive the zombie apocolypse
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2011/07/07 22:52:14
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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1.get my 2 friends if they are alive.
2.find a home base.
3.set up defenses.
4.raid a few nearby houses for supplies.
5.after a week or so,raid the 2 nearby wall-marts.
6.whatever we need to do from that point on.
id improvise threw it all to.
im sure FITZZ will have alot to say if he sees this 
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/07 22:55:27
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yes, we have done this maaany times 
In fact we are doing it right now
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2011/07/08 01:09:50
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I have a zombie plan, Dragon plan and a clock plan.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/08 01:10:29
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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purplefood wrote:I have a zombie plan, Dragon plan and a clock plan.
what?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/08 01:10:39
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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There was a thread with this exact title. Over 22 pages of non-stop zombie goodness.
And I made it. 2 months have passed since a post on it, so I'll let it slide...
Anyway, on topic:
I would need these items (Can't get them a few of them yet, but have most of them, just not firearms).
1. Crowbar- Killy, buildy, and all around a multi purpose tool.
2. Blowtorch and Propane: Fire, welding, weapon, light, etc.
3. Hunting bow: Silent, deadly, easily transported, low recoil
4. Road Flare: Signal, light source, fires, weapon
5. Shark suit: If it can stop a shark from biting into you, it will stop a zombie.
6. Clip Semi Auto Rifle: Primary weapon, good in a pinch, mountable add ons for multitude of excursions.
7: E-Tool: Shovel and CCW. What's not to love?
8: SMG: Small, compact, low recoil, great for heavy firefights.
9: Freeze-dried food: Food, sustenance.
10: Ribcraft boat: Well, I'm going to be protecting an island...
This plan was simple enough. I live on a man-made peninsula, so I would blow the bridge. The houses in my area are large, and mostly owned by old people, so we will take the wood for the barricades from them (Sorry old people). There can be sniper towers, as there are boats elevated to high positions and cranes, and make the barricades on the beaches. Using the shovels, we will build Viet-Kong style death pits all over the beaches, and a row of massive trenches. By this time, the Bird Sanctuary will have it's pond scavenged for water. This will serve as food (Animals) and water (Water from the pond). Use the gas from the cars (Seeing as how the island houses less than 200 people, we won't be needing them) to heat the houses during the winter. Animals will need to be killed, but some pets will be harmed. They might be safe, as long as they don't go outside the barrier. We will last as long as we can until the unbelievably rich guy comes with the heli to save us, and if he doesn't, we can kill fowl that wanders near us, and send a retrieval team to grab it.
I think about this stuff. HARD.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/07/08 01:14:02
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:I have a zombie plan, Dragon plan and a clock plan.
what?
Analogue clocks aren't to be trusted...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/08 01:16:25
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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purplefood wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:I have a zombie plan, Dragon plan and a clock plan.
what?
Analogue clocks aren't to be trusted...
hey if you need to,you can borrow my straight jacket this weekend.but ill need it back on monday, ive got a date with a padded room.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/08 01:34:04
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:I have a zombie plan, Dragon plan and a clock plan.
what?
Analogue clocks aren't to be trusted...
hey if you need to,you can borrow my straight jacket this weekend.but ill need it back on monday, ive got a date with a padded room.
I'm not crazy... there just something wrong about analogue clocks... something wrong...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/08 01:37:04
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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purplefood wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:I have a zombie plan, Dragon plan and a clock plan.
what?
Analogue clocks aren't to be trusted...
hey if you need to,you can borrow my straight jacket this weekend.but ill need it back on monday, ive got a date with a padded room.
I'm not crazy... there just something wrong about analogue clocks... something wrong...
i use digital,so im good. so..what is your clock plan? smashing time?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/08 01:40:35
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:I have a zombie plan, Dragon plan and a clock plan.
what?
Analogue clocks aren't to be trusted...
hey if you need to,you can borrow my straight jacket this weekend.but ill need it back on monday, ive got a date with a padded room.
I'm not crazy... there just something wrong about analogue clocks... something wrong...
i use digital,so im good. so..what is your clock plan? smashing time?
Well my first plan is more a prevention rather than a survival plan.
We dance to try and forstall the invasion. Hopefully it will stall the clocks until the authorities realise what kind of problem they have.
If that fails i am going to team up with the digital clocks who oppose analogue and after that... well after that it's hammertime.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/08 01:46:07
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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purplefood wrote:
Well my first plan is more a prevention rather than a survival plan.
We dance to try and forstall the invasion. Hopefully it will stall the clocks until the authorities realise what kind of problem they have.
If that fails i am going to team up with the digital clocks who oppose analogue and after that... well after that it's hammertime.
...you sure you dont need to borrow my straight jacket?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/08 01:52:39
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:
Well my first plan is more a prevention rather than a survival plan.
We dance to try and forstall the invasion. Hopefully it will stall the clocks until the authorities realise what kind of problem they have.
If that fails i am going to team up with the digital clocks who oppose analogue and after that... well after that it's hammertime.
...you sure you dont need to borrow my straight jacket?
Keep it.
When the machines rebel and turn us all into batteries you'll need to be as efficient as possible and keeping warm will help with that.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/08 01:55:47
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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purplefood wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:
Well my first plan is more a prevention rather than a survival plan.
We dance to try and forstall the invasion. Hopefully it will stall the clocks until the authorities realise what kind of problem they have.
If that fails i am going to team up with the digital clocks who oppose analogue and after that... well after that it's hammertime.
...you sure you dont need to borrow my straight jacket?
Keep it.
When the machines rebel and turn us all into batteries you'll need to be as efficient as possible and keeping warm will help with that.
yay! viva revolution! *runs into wall* *sings new national anthem about cookies,freedom,and pads*
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/08 01:59:20
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:purplefood wrote:
Well my first plan is more a prevention rather than a survival plan.
We dance to try and forstall the invasion. Hopefully it will stall the clocks until the authorities realise what kind of problem they have.
If that fails i am going to team up with the digital clocks who oppose analogue and after that... well after that it's hammertime.
...you sure you dont need to borrow my straight jacket?
Keep it.
When the machines rebel and turn us all into batteries you'll need to be as efficient as possible and keeping warm will help with that.
yay! viva revolution! *runs into wall* *sings new national anthem about cookies,freedom,and pads*
The truth may be out there but the lies are inside your head...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/07/08 02:02:57
Subject: do you have a zombie plan?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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purplefood wrote:
The truth may be out there but the lies are inside your head...
heres more truth.you dont got a zombie plan,you dont got enough time.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/08 04:08:49
Subject: Re:do you have a zombie plan?
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Madrak Ironhide
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