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1. When your boss asks you if the left side or right side wheel bearing was done you tell him you cleared that up in the fluff

2. When you get cut off in traffic you reach for a dice and hope for a penetrating hit

3. You look for Amesec at the state store

4. You count up and find you have 5 40k reference t shirts.

5. Your motorcycle is green AND you are toying with mounting a twin linked shoota

6. Someone says God Bless You and you reply The emperor protects.

7. Your wife no longer expects you home before 10pm on Wednesday and does not call.

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Yeah, we don't really need two nigh on identical threads. No biggie though.