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when the denziens of the dreaded office blocks go to war some prefer to ride their dreaded swivel chairs into battle. speeding along these suprisingly fast moving chairs bring doom to all in their path.

swivel chairs 20pts per model

WS3 BS3 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 LD7 S4+/5++

type bikes

unit size 5+

wargear
TL lasgun, laspistol, cc weapon, swivel chair

special rules
swivel chair
counts as a bike

and they shall know no friction
only available if supa oil is bought.
unit gains hit and run, furious charge and may "run" 4D6". in addidition if fire extinguishers are bought then increase turbo boost to 36"

options

flamer 5pts

grenade launcher 5pts

plasma gun 10pts

melta gun 10pts

fire extinguishers 20pts per model
2 or more fire extinguishers strapped to the chair
gives unit turbo boost. also on the turn this is used the unit gains a 3+++ save against all flame attacks they suffer.

springy suspension 20pts per model
unit ignores all non impassable non water and non marsh terrain

comfy cushions 2pts per model
gives unit +2LD

supa oil +30pts
gives the unit the and they shall know no friction rule


this is just a precurser to my office blocks codex.
what do you guys think...

I am very confused...

I think its a great idea.

loota boy wrote:I am very confused...

I second this statement.

I lol'd.
Very strange but very funny.

I"m going to build an entire army around this.


ARMRESTS FOR THE ARMREST GOD!

I think someones been working too many nights at the office lol but I find this rather enjoyable and wish to read the codex when it is finished

CUSHIONS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
... what? all those skulls are bloody uncomfortable, I'll bet he needs cushions and armrests...

Thank you thank you.

i am exeptionly pleased with these responces.
as it is i am planning to replace the imperial weaponry with more office appropiate stuff such as pencil launchers and pen slingers......

and a host of different upgrades such as coffee and mini hash plants(because i can).

some of the planned units include:
Tax inspectors-scary
Lawers-super scary
Office bloke-bit pathetic really
office chick-a moral booster
overseer-sort of a "super sarge"
attack desks-a bit like an attack bike

oh and no-i dont work in an office.

Someone's been watching start of The Meaning of Life?

Block wars, on the Accountant Sea.

Skinnereal wrote:Someone's been watching start of The Meaning of Life?

Block wars, on the Accountant Sea.

INTERNET HIGH-FIVE! HORRAY FOR MONTY PYTHON!

Um not sure what youre on about.

master of ordinance wrote:
Um not sure what youre on about.

Just look up monty python's meaning of life, you'll understand from the very begining.