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I was wondering if anyone knew what exactly happened to good old Ronald? One of me mates Barry 'almost there but not quite' Ticklepest (I know, I know, grim right?) told me that he had seen this illusive little man in Vegas marrying young runaways, dressed as a Chinese Elvis. Another of me good chums has tokd me that he lives in a trailer park somewhere and that his trailer's uninhabited and that he's living wild and outlawed on meal scraps and mice, and that, just occasionally when he's really hard up, he has even been seen snathing pussies with torn curtain strips doused in catnip. Although what he could be doing with the unfortunate felines is anyones guess (you dont think that he could be...doing...no, he wouldnt would he?) but he's doing something with them in the mouth of the cave he's dug in the local refuse pit. But me personally? Well I happen to have a theory of my own and it goes like this: I reckon that he lives in a log cabin somewhere in the northern wilds of Washington State, living simply as a woodcutter; older now, of course - the make-up a little smudged by the elements, the big, bright yellow tights saggy and perhaps a little torn by brambles, the wig is still going strong though, although it is a little frizzier from the constant rain. You get the idea, I like to think of him like this, I really do, and if it's true then maybe the old clown has finally found some peace out there in the woods. Bless him, but anyway, Does anyone out there know what, and indeed where the silly old sod's got to?

Not sure how to respond to this, I was confused after "trailer park".

Ronny McD was ground up and made into hamburgers.

I'm lovin' it (not).

Willard Scott was the original Ronald McDonald. Yes, that Willard Scott that wished 100 year olds happy birthday every morning on the Today show.

Otherwise, this thread is silly and smells of spam.

Ronald McDonald was found guilty of partaking in excess, being the founder of a notorious Slanneshi cult, declared Hereticus Abominus and purged with purifying flame.

the world is well rid of him