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2011/09/17 20:32:48
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Games Workshop Delenda Est.
Users on ignore- 53.
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2011/09/17 20:35:58
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Because it's his face photoshopped onto an actual photo.
It's not even a good photoshop effort. You can see where his face has been superimposed.
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2011/09/17 20:37:54
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
Sitting in yo' bath tub, poopin out shoggoths
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though obviously photoshopped, it still made ma laugh.
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2011/09/17 20:41:38
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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The questions made me laugh far more.
Q: Vampires can't be photographed. Which means neither this man in a photo or an actor in a photoplay/movie could be a vampire. Whatcha say to that?
A: If vampires can't be photographed, how do you explain this? http://bit.ly/nuNHcd
17 Sep, 2011
Q: Why are you trying to sell this for one million?
A: Because I thought two million might be a bit unreasonable in this economy.
17 Sep, 2011
Well at least he's reasonable.
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2011/09/17 20:56:00
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Kanluwen wrote:The questions made me laugh far more.
Q: Vampires can't be photographed. Which means neither this man in a photo or an actor in a photoplay/movie could be a vampire. Whatcha say to that?
A: If vampires can't be photographed, how do you explain this? http://bit.ly/nuNHcd
17 Sep, 2011
Q: Why are you trying to sell this for one million?
A: Because I thought two million might be a bit unreasonable in this economy.
17 Sep, 2011
Well at least he's reasonable.
Yeah, the Q&A was the best part. 
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2011/09/18 04:20:30
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
Over the hills and far away.
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That was, while just rediculous, rather amusing. The bit about the Mexican black tar heroin made me laugh.
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2011/09/18 04:35:52
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Seems legit.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/09/18 04:50:16
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hmmmm, 100% positive feedback. . . must be legitimate.
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2011/09/18 04:54:04
Subject: Re:Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks for the laugh.
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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2011/09/21 01:50:54
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Either it was sold, or taken off, because it's no longer there.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/09/21 02:44:51
Subject: Re:Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Since the photo in question has now been removed, here's one demonstrating that Nicholas Cage is a terrible, terrible actor.
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2011/09/21 20:05:40
Subject: Re:Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Cant argue with that one.... his acting skills are ass
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2011/09/21 20:07:20
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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*Was a vampire...
Just got back from the US.
He's gone now we can all rest easy tonight, safe from his acting and his bloodsucking tendencies...
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2011/09/21 20:12:39
Subject: Re:Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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English Assassin wrote:Since the photo in question has now been removed, here's one demonstrating that Nicholas Cage is a terrible, terrible actor.
Not the bees! Not the BEEEEEESS!! AHGGARBULAGAABAAAH!! MY EYES! MY EYES!! ARRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!
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2011/09/21 20:13:50
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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If he was a vampire, you'd think he'd spend more time practicing his acting.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/09/21 20:17:20
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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Nerivant wrote:If he was a vampire, you'd think he'd spend more time practicing his acting.
And that he'd actually be half decent at it Or you know, not appear on camera 
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2011/09/21 23:29:27
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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[DCM]
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Like Wesley Snipes he is a day walker
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2011/09/23 00:59:52
Subject: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
Over the hills and far away.
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If we are gonna talk about his crap acting skills can i just mention Ghost Rider?
On a side note i did thoroughly enjoy 8mm. Oh and Wicker man wasnt bad either. Other then that i'd flush all his movies.
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2011/09/23 01:01:58
Subject: Re:Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ill agree with that, I LURVE 8mm. That was a really good movie. And I think I could do Machines job, minus the killing after the freaky weird questionable sex
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So just for kicks, can someone explain a bit what the OP actually posted a bit? Because I didnt get to see the auction and so now Im just stuck with Nick Cage jokes
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2011/09/23 02:36:36
Subject: Re:Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
Over the hills and far away.
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The OP posted a link to a ebay page advatising a 1800's esque photo or book or something (i didnt pay that much attention to what the actual thing was) of a person sitting a chair with Cages face photoshopped onto the body. Poster was claiming it was proof that Cage was a vampire and wanted
1 Million dollars...
Then there were humerous comments about such n' such and stuff.
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2011/09/23 13:19:58
Subject: Re:Nicholas Cage is a Vampire.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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AAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok that puts this whole thread into perspective. Many thanks.
And nice work on the Doctor Evil deal there, that is one of my favorite movie quotes.
"Then we want...one hundred *looks at #2* billion *looks at #2* dollars! *laughs*
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