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Who would win? slash or a ork goff rocka?

I think that slash is the perfect blend off tough (legally dead, checked himself out of hospital, then proceded to play a gig) and skill.

He would hypnotize the Ork with a blend of finger licken solos and hard in your face riffs, and the pull out the bolt pistol hidden under that top hat and spray fungus all over the place.

in a fight, or in a rockoff?

The Monk wrote:I think that slash is the perfect blend off tough (legally dead, checked himself out of hospital, then proceded to play a gig) and skill.

He would hypnotize the Ork with a blend of finger licken solos and hard in your face riffs, and the pull out the bolt pistol hidden under that top hat and spray fungus all over the place.

i like the way you think. btw while typing this i was listening to the solo in slither lol.


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CthuluIsSpy wrote:in a fight, or in a rockoff?

rockoff. although, slash would win a fight aswell lol :-)

KingOfTheSwords wrote: rockoff. although, slash would win a fight aswell lol :-)

Agreed.

Slash is a sellout that hasn't had a hit in like 5 years, an ork goff rocker on the other hand, would probably just hit slash over the head with his guitar, and win by default.

Yep Coolyo won this thread.........

bombboy1252 wrote:Slash is a sellout that hasn't had a hit in like 5 years, an ork goff rocker on the other hand, would probably just hit slash over the head with his guitar, and win by default.

His album released last year hit top 3 - in most cases, 1 - on almost all english music charts. Saying he's a sellout is accurate. Saying he hasn't had a hit in 5 years is wrong.

-Loki- wrote:

bombboy1252 wrote:Slash is a sellout that hasn't had a hit in like 5 years, an ork goff rocker on the other hand, would probably just hit slash over the head with his guitar, and win by default.

His album released last year hit top 3 - in most cases, 1 - on almost all english music charts. Saying he's a sellout is accurate. Saying he hasn't had a hit in 5 years is wrong.

SHHHHH.

Facts don't belong on the internet.

Slash

I'm pretty sure Slash would get up and play some sweet solo and the Ork Goff rocker would get up play 2 or 3 cords and then just bash Slash over the head with his Guitar (choppa since the choppa can be used for anything with Orks) So the Goff rocker would win by being the last one standing.