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Originally posted on The Cats Basement, moved due to lack of traffic.

Introduction

This role play starts on the 7th July, 1956, roughly 1 year prior to the events of Resistance 3.

Earth has fallen.

Roughly 90% of the planet is under Chimeran control, humanity almost wiped out and all resistance scattered and without hope.

However, humanity is not totally defeated. In the ruins of Chicago, surrounding a massive Chimeran tower, a band of survivors hide out deep underground in the city's sewers. Every day is a battle. Chimeran patrols stalk overhead, looking for humans to butcher and turn in to one of their own kind. Much of the city is flooded. Food supplies are almost non-existant, the survivors instead relying on whatever they can salvage from nearby stores. Their last hope lies in destroying the Chimeran tower, allowing them to leave the area unmolested and join up with other resistance forces. But to do that requires tanks, weapons and people that they don't have. Nevertheless they continue, hoping that one day they'll find a device that will allow them to be free once more. This is their story...

Locations

The Sewers & Subway

The sprawling network of tunnels beneath Chicago is a dangerous place. Bombing overhead makes cave-ins common and much of it is flooded. The Resistance Shelter, 2 miles from the Tower and beneath what was once the city's financial district, is dry and comparitively clean. It encompasses 31 miles of sewer, or roughly 0.9 square miles of space, and houses 500 people. Surrounding it is a flooded area, and beyond that the greater sewer network and entrances in to the subway tunnels. It's one fatal weakpoint is the wall of rocks, 5 inches thick, at the northern edge of the base that seperates it from a flooded section. If the wall were to collapse, the entire base would be flooded and hundreds of people would drown. A small drilled section in the ceiling allows passage between the base and the flooded area without causing disaster, and diving teams commonly go through it in to the larger network. At the end of the flooded section is another tunnel that leads in to the dry section of the greater sewer network. A weapons cache is stored here, and clothes and armour for the dripping wet and cold divers. This allows the resistance to pop up almost anywhere in the city in full combat gear and is their primary strength. Chimeran patrols commonly enter the sewers, but the maze of tunnels often leads them in to a dead end or a death trap as tunnels flood or collapse. Worst of all, on the Eastern edge of the network around Union Station, the Cloven dwell.




The Financial District

The area above the base is, for the most part, dry, but by no means safe. The entire place is infested with Chimera and most buildings are ruins. Tower blocks and hotels are dotted around, providing ideal vantage points. The streets are a sprawling mess, with roads criss-crossing and being blocked off constantly. Patrols of Hybrids and Steelheads frequent the area, often supported by Stalkers, Titans and Marauders. The western section is flooded completely for about 3 square miles, with a network of bridges across the rooftops of the submerged towers providing routes through this place. If one were to slip from these bridges their deaths would be quick and painful, dashing themselves on the ruins below them before being torn apart by water-stalking furies and Chimeran snipers. Most feared of all are the dreaded Leviathens, let loose in any area a large resistance force is seen to be inhabiting. If you stay out there too long they will find you and step on you.





The Greater City

The main metropolis of Chicago is a desolate ruin. Grims infest the area, growing exponentially in number. Even the Chimeran patrols refuse to enter this death trap for fear the Grims will tear them apart. Unfortunately, this hell hole is rich in old stores and warehouses were the bulk of the resistances' food comes from and, using the sewer network, scavenger patrols venture there from man-holes, gathering what food they can before the Greys catch their scent. Often they don't return.







The Tower

The Chimeran Tower is the centre of Chimeran forces in the Illinois aea. It's surrounded by a quarter-mile "moat" of flooded streets, with a single bridge crossing the gap. This bridge is guarded by dozens of Titans and Stalkers and hundreds of footsoldiers. What's inside the tower is a mystery, though most theorize it to be a labrynth of hallways and rooms. Elevators and vents provide shortcuts through it, while long tunnels full of bridges and chasms are common. Penetrating the tower by a frontal assault would be impossible, as the most advanced strains of Chimera dwell within in their thousands-including the dreaded Angels. So large are the areas that Stalkers and Sabertooths can duel as they would in the open and entire companies can manouvre freely. These details came fro a single survivor of a failed assault on the building. He was obviously mentally scarred by what he saw within and commit suicide shortly after.

Chimeran Creatures

Playable & retinue creatures:

Armour ranks, in order of worst-best: Light, Medium Light, Medium, Medium Heavy, Heavy,

Note: These represent the standard loadout of each creature. Players can give them different equipment so long as it is suitable for their frame (e.g. a Hybrid or Steelhead can't use a Titans weapons, or vice versa)

Steelhead
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Steelhead
Role: Heavy Assault
Equipment: Auger, Medium Heavy Armour
Strengths: Tough, intelligent and hard-hitting.
Weaknesses: They're easy to dispatch at close range with Rossmore shotguns.
Steelheads are Chimeran heavy assault troops, able to absorb huge amounts of damage while vapourising enemies with Auger fire. Known to command groups of Hybrids. Can control Stalker, Attack Drone and Goliath vehicles.



Ravager
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Brawler
Role: Screening unit, Fire Support
Equipment: Plasma Rifle, Portable Shield, Brute Minigun, Medium Armour
Strengths: Extremely tough and powerful damage in melee or range.
Weaknesses: Little agility and unable to command vehicles, they are prime targets for snipers.
The Ravager strain is the largest Chimeran footsoldiers seen in frontline combat aside from Titans. There are two weapons carried by them; a short-range plasma weapon and a portable shield, and a 4-barreled minigun similair to the weapon found on Hellfire turrets. They often command smaller Chimera and usually aren't seen together, though often a Ravager Primarch or Overseer will command several of it's smaller brethren.



Long legs
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Long_Legs
Role: Harrassment/Sniper
Equipment: Ion Blaster, Deadeye, Medium Light Armour
Strengths: They are extremely agile, able to leap several metres in to the air and run fast. They pack considerable firepower.
Weaknesses: They are weak in a melee and will rarely let a foe get too close. Bullseye tags and Reaper carbines are known to be best at picking them off for their ability to track moving targets.
These mutated creatures are known for their annoying habits of keeping too far away from soldiers for Shotguns or melee weapons to harm them, but too fast for Snipers to take potshots at them. They can't command vehicles.



Hybrid
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Hybrid
Role: Basic Trooper
Equipment: Bullseye, Medium Light Armour, Bullseye mk. 2, Medium Heavy Armour (advanced).
Strengths: A good blend of strength, speed and armour.
Weaknesses: Low damage and constitution. HVAP Wraith cannons, Bullseyes and M5A2 Folsom Carbines are the best weapons against them, though most guns will do.
Known to come in large numbers, Hybrids make the bulk of the Chimeran war machine. Alphas command groups of Hybrids of the same strain. Can control Stalker, Flyer and Goliath vehicles.



Hybrid Scout
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Hybrid
Role: Basic Trooper
Equipment: Light Armour, Deadeye
Strengths:Very fast and agile, armed with a powerful sniper
Weaknesses: Low damage and constitution, even moreso with Scouts. Bullseyes and M5A2 Folsom Carbines are the best weapons against them, though most guns will do.
Scouts do the bulk of the recon work among the Chimera, and are also armed with snipers. Can control Stalker, Attack Drone and Goliath vehicles.



Armoured Hybrid
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Hybrid
Role: Upgraded trooper
Equipment: Bullseye, Medium Armour
Strengths: Tougher than regular Hybrids and well rounded.
Weaknesses: Low damage and slower than most Chimera. HVAP Wraith cannons, Rossmore shotguns, Bullseyes and M5A2 Folsom Carbines are the best weapons against them, though most guns will do.
Armoured Chimera are the more veteran counterparts to regular Hybrids. Though their armour is superior they still lack in weaponry, but make up for this with large numbers. Can command Stalker, Attack Drone and Goliath vehicles.



Advanced Hybrid
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Advanced_Hybrid
Role: Elite unit, defense for Towers
Equipment: Bullseye mk. 2, Medium Heavy Armour
Strengths: Devoted, elite and extremely well equipped, these are the most well rounded of all Chimeran units.
Weaknesses: None.
The Advanced Hybrids are the elite of the Chimeran force. They defend Chimeran strongholds to the last and are fearsome opponents. Can command Stalker, Attack Drone and Goliath vehicles.



Retinue only creatures:

Retinues may be composed of any number of the creatures above (within reason) in addition to these units below:

Recon Drones
Role: Harrassment, reconaissance
Equipment: None
Strengths: Extremely high numbers, large volume of fire, fast moving
Weaknesses: Individually weak
Drones are simple floating combat & reconaissance bots.



Rollers
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Roller
Role: Harrassment
Equipment: None
Strengths: Extremely high numbers, acid spray, fast moving
Weaknesses: Individually weak
Crawlers approaching the end of their life cycle become Rollers, gaining the ability to roll along at high speeds and spit a corrosive venom.



Brawlers
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Brawler
Role: Melee Support
Equipment: Air-fuel bomb cannon, Light Armour
Strengths: Extremely powerful melee attack and powerful crowd control ranged attack
Weaknesses: Unintelligent and susceptible to the explosive rounds of the Magnum or focused fire by the Marksman and Deadeye. May charge without orders.
These massive, gorilla like Chimera are the primary melee troopers of the army. They're capable of flipping tanks and hurling cars across great areas, and shake the ground as they walk.



Titan
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Titan
Role: Shock trooper
Equipment: Firestorm cannon, Medium Armour
Strengths: Extremely hard to take down, they can destroy entire units singlehandedly.
Weaknesses: Slow, sluggish and unintelligent. LAARK Rocket Launchers and Pulse Cannons can take them down quickly, and sniper fire to the cooling apparatus on the back can cause a massive explosion.
Titans are the strongest of all Chimera, bar Marauders, Widowmakers and Leviathans. They are often seen at the forefront of the attack, drawing the fire while the smaller creatures advance. They are rarely seen in groups of more than 4.



Marauder (Limit of 1)
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Marauder
Role: Storm trooper
Equipment: Throat mounted flamethrower w/ flammable saliva, Medium Armour
Strengths: Fast, extremely tough and the largest of Chimeran strains short of Krakens and Leviathans
Weaknesses: Not very agile and susceptible to falling and being uneable to stand back up.
These T-Rex like Chimera tower over Titans and step on their comrades for sport. Their sticky, flaming saliva inflicts horrific injuries and the ground shakes as they walk.



Each patrol may also be accompanied by any of the following vehicles, which may be piloted by the PC, so long as the force size still remains reasonable:

Stalker
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Stalker
Role: Mobile Weapons Platform, anti-air defense
Equipment: Ion Blaster, Missile Launcher, AA Autocannon, Laser Targetter, Shield Generator
Armour rating: Medium
Strengths: Well armoured, precise firepower and deadly weaponry.
Weakness: An exposed power core at the rear of the head, needed for cooling.
The quadrapedal walkers known as Stalkers are the backbone of the Chimeran armoured force. Terrifying against infantry and tanks, they have been known to be frequently hijacked by humans. This flaw was remedied with newer editions, however in Chicago where they believe resistance is little enough it is common for older, piloted models to join patrols.



Attack Drone
Role: Heavy Fire Support & Rapid Response
Equipment: Ion Blaster, Missile Launcher and Shield Generator
Armour rating: Medium Light
Strengths: Heavy firepower and extremely hard to take down thanks to hexagon-mesh shield.
Weakness: Each piece of shield destroyed means another has to be taken from the back to replace it, creating a hole in it's shields at the rear of the ship as battle progresses.
Attack Drones are heavy attack craft used by the Chimera to raid enemy bases and generally cause havoc. They are known for being hijacked once their shields are down.



Burrower Worm (comes by default for Chimera players)
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Burrower
Role: Underground transport, carves tunnels
Equipment: Drill, front hatch
Armour rating: Heavy
Strengths: Can't be targetted while burrowing, can navigate the sewers
Weaknesses: Useless above ground



Buzzard Dropship (comes by default for Chimera players)
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Dropship
Role: Transport shuttle
Equipment: Rocket launchers, Ion Blasters
Armour rating: Medium Heavy
Strengths: Fast moving, can easily navigate the city, fast strikes, close-range fire support
Weaknesses: Vulnerable while dropping cargo to missile fire



Non-Playable Vehicles
These vehicles won't feature in the RP, for now, but may enter later.

Goliath (limit of 1)
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Goliath
Role: Artillery & Mobile Spire launcher
Equipment: 2x Rocket Pods, Spire Launcher, Heavy Ion Blaster
Armour rating: Heavy
Strengths: Can crush most human tanks underfoot and pack tremendous firepower. Can infect entire cities with their spire launchers.
Weaknesses: Slow & lumbering, exposed exhausts at the rear of the head.



M-12 Sabertooth
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Sabertooth
Role: Main Battle Tank
Equipment: 120mm Smoothbore cannon, Coaxial Gatling Gun, Pintle-mounted .50 cal Machine Gun
Armour rating: Heavy
Strengths: Powerful anti-infantry and anti-tank firepower, very heavily armed & armoured
Weaknesses: Slow, lumbering and vulnerable to attacks by smaller, more nimble opponents.



Other Creatures

Grim
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Grim
Grims infest the city from end to end. The smell of blood draws in the horde, thousands upon thousands of them massing around fresh meat.



Widowmaker
These monstrous creatures stalk the city. Players can choose to encounter them, but usually I will introduce them as an event.
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Widowmaker



Fury
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Fury
Furies patrol the waters, ripping apart anyone unfortunate enough to slip in to the murky floods of Chicago.


Leviathan
If anyone misbehaves, if anyone starts godmodding, the Leviathan comes and steps on them. You have been warned.
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Leviathan



Cloven
http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Cloven
The cloven are the sick, twisted half Chimera that are the friends of no one. Drawn towards cutting themselves and cannibalism, their demented howling haunts the dreams of many a soldier. They are Russians, created by Doctor Fyodor Malikov's genetic splicing. His creation haunts him to this day. A coven of them, numbering a few hundred, exists around Union Station, 1.5 miles away from the Resistance base. Such is their ferocity that both sides in the combat avoid them. They are the damned souls who stalk the streets, moaning and wailing endlessly, searching for more blood to spill.



Chimeran Characters

Chimeran characters are for players who want to control a varied and brutal force. They're cunning, they're expendable and come in multiple flavours.

Human Characters:

Human Characters can be whatever you want them to be within reason. Many are scavengers, not caring about the fate of the Resistance force and doing whatever it takes to keep their food and life. They're best for creating a character with no boundries to what it can be.

Cloven Characters

Cloven characters are interesting to play as. They're friends of no one and will do whatever it takes to survive, including blood rituals and cannibalism. Whether they know it or not, however, they will play a big part in the story.

All players (of any race) can carry 3 Medium Weapons:

Bullseye - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Bullseye

Bullsye mk. 2 - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Bullseye_Mark_II

M5A2 Folsom Carbine - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/M5A2_Folsom_Carbine

Auger mk. 2 - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Auger_Mark_II

Marksman - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Marksman

HE.44 Magnum - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Magnum

Dual Reaper Carbines - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Reaper_carbine

V7 Splicer - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/V7_Splicer

XR-13 Bellock - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Bellock

L23 Fareye - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Fareye

Deadeye - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Deadeye

Mutator - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Mutator

Atomizer - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Atomizer

Cryogun - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Cryogun

L11-2 Dragon - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/L11-2_Dragon

XR-42 Pheonix - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/Pheonix

Portable Shield

Plasma Gun

As well as 1 Heavy Weapon:

L210 LAARK - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/L210_LAARK

MP-47 Pulse Cannon - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/MP-47_Pulse_Cannon

HVAP Wraith - http://resistance.wikia.com/wiki/HVAP_Wraith

Brute Minigun

4 Standard Grenades

Frag
Hedgehog

4 Special Grenades

Air-Fuel
EMP
Proximity Mine

Grenade supplies can be retrieved from the weapons cache outside the flooded section, as can new weapons.

SAMPLE PROFILE

Player:

Name:

Age:

Height:

Species:

Strain/Affiliation:

Equipment:

Clothing:

Appearance:

Bio:

NPCs (Optional):

Players

Player: t1o5m

Name: James

Age: 29

Height: 5’8

Species: Human

Strain/affiliation: former sentinel and sniper

Equipment: L23 Fareye, M5A2 Folsom Carbine, HE.44 Magnum, L210 LAARK, gurkha knife, EMP, frags, experimental Chimeran stealth technology.

Clothing: Jacket, camouflage pants,

Appearance: brown hair, green eyes, short hair.

Bio: Born in England. James fought against the Chimeran at the start of the invasion of the Britain. When on patrol, before the American task force arrived, he and this squad were ambushed, but where able to fight it off. Although it seems that they were ok, they were attack by Crawler and infected. Only James regained consciences, he carried on fighting until the defeat of the Chimeran at London. When he was examined it showed that he immune to the virus. Because of this he was sent to America to see if immunity could be recreated. All the attempts failed, so they placed him in the sentinel. James fought well but got stranded on a mission. Now he wants to escape and get back to Britain.

Player: Vulkan_He'stan

Name: Gaz

Age:26

Height:6'1"

Species:Human

Strain/Affiliation: ex-Sentinel

Equipment: Deadeye, HE.44 Magnum, M5A2 Folsom Carbine, L210 LAARK, 2 frags, 2 hedgehogs and 4 proximity mines

Clothing: Sentinels uniform with a backwards cap

Appearance:Fairly heavily built, short spiked up brown hair, Small scar across his left eye.(I will probably draw a pic soon)

Bio: Was born in south west England and fought against the Chimera until London fell, he got on a military plane to Mexico,
Where the sentinels drafted him in. A few months later he fought alongside Nathan Hale in Chicago until it all went wrong.
He spends much of his time drinking in bar or any where he can find now.

Player: Wardragoon

Name: Antony 'The Phantom' Stallone

Age:36

Height: 5'10

Affiliation:Chicago Mob, Resistance, CIA

Equipment: Thompson SMG, HE.44 Magnum, Switchblade, Garrote, m5A2 Carbine

Clothinginstripe Suit, scavenged Webbing under jacket

Appearance: OLD IMAGE


Most Current image on file:


Bio: Born in chicago as the son of a Mob footsoldier Antony grew up in the city learning its secrets and doing some minor work for the mob. However by the time he was 16 he was a full blown footsoldier who had several firefights with the law. However his life and views drastically changed the day his father was shot down by police officers. During the following years his precise extermination of several high ranking law enforcement officials earned him the media title 'The Phantom'. However in 1945 he inexplicably disappeared off both the Mob and local Law Enforcement radars. What happened is that a certain CIA field officer took note of Antony's ability to kill and dissapear, and for the following years he was in Italy in 1949 he was dispatched to Germany to keep his eyes out for this new 'Chimeran' threat, during the assault on Germany Antony regained his title of 'The Phantom' for his quick geurilla strikes against the chimaera, after 6 months of intense fighting Antony made his way to england and promptly an evacuation from the isle to the United states. Thus going into an impromptu retirement in Chicago. When the Chimaeran invaded Chicago and killed Antony's remaining family he joined his former Chicago Mob associates and started helping the resistance in their do or die resistance.


Notable Talents:Superb knowledge of Chicagos workings, stealthy, expertise in personnel elimination, experienced in fighting Chimaera with Geurilla tactics

Notable Weakness': Cigarrette addiction(so anything with a strong sense of smell can track him more easily, also not apt to run for miles on end), depression from loss of family

Player: WARORK93

Name: Sean MacKay

Age: 28

Height: 6'3

Species: Human

Strain/Affiliation: former Sentinel and fighter pilot

Equipment: M5A2 Folsom Carbine, HE.44 Magnum, L210 LAARK, large trench knife bayonet, frag grenades, air fuel grenade

Clothing: Old army fatigues, webbing, pouches and holsters, stylized flight jacket with chimera skull and crossguns on the back, combat boots

Appearance:



Bio: Sean was born in Scotland in the early twenties. Soon after, his immediate family immigrated to America where he grew up. While a young man, he joined the Army Air Force being interested in flight. He was chosen for his performance and dedication to his country to participate in Project Abraham where he inducted into the Sentinel program and returned to his duties. After the invasion of America, his airfield was raided by spires and he was the only one to survive after being infected. Sean was reclaimed by SRPA and put into a Sentinel team. He participated in several top secret missions, not all of which were successful, his team, however, survived each one and after Operation Black Eden, when the majority of the US government fell into disarray, Sean and his team became disillusioned with their country. Sean and his team stole a military aircraft and went AWOL, deserting their posts and hiding in the only place they could be safe from their superiors; Grey territory...

NPCs (Optional): There are three former Sentinels that travel with Sean and are dressed in a mix of military and civilian clothes like him:

Dale: A big man with strong arms and a genial grin, Caucasian, He was once an army engineer and demolitions expert, he carries an XR-13 Bellock, a L11-2 Dragon modified with an external backpack tank, and demo charges.

Ramirez: A smaller man with tattoos down his right arm and a scar on his right eye, quiet and thoughtful, Hispanic, He was once an army sharpshooter, He carries an L23 Fareye, a Colt .45 pistol, and a machete, also carries a radio

James: An average sized man that wears glasses and is usually nervous, chatty and joking, Caucasian, He was once an army medic, He carries a Rossmere shotgun, an HVAP wraith, and medical equipment, also carries a combat knife.

Player: The glass ninja

Name: Devastator Dave.

Age:10 years old, a veteran

Height: 7ft

Species: Chimera

Strain: Advanced Hybrid

Equipment: Medium:Bullseye MK2, Atomizer, Deployable shield. Heavy: Brute minigun, Stalker (vehicle Newest version)
Clothing: Heavy Armour, streamlined coolant tanks

Appearance:



Bio:"Born" in the first batch of advanced Hybrids Dave was immediately pressed into combat. He was given command of an Armour assault unit supported by infantry. he fought in the cold wastes of Russia and was a high ranking target to the Russian military, it was his Stalkers's missiles that near the end of the campaign shattered the Kremlin. He aided in the assaults against Europe and eventually Britain but was selected by the angels to lead his force to America, he was originally tasked with setting up a foothold and is now defending the Chicago area and eliminating any and all humans left.

NPCs (Optional): 4 Stalkers (newest versionw), 1 Titan, 2 Hybrid scouts, 4 Long Legs snipers, 30 Hybrids, 5 Steelheads

Player: shroud010

Name: Jacob Wolf

Age: 24

Height :5"11"

Species: Human

Strain/Affiliation: British Royal marines.

Equipment:M5A2 Folsom Carbine, Magnum, a single frag grenade.

Clothing: Royal Marine uniform

Appearance:



Bio: Volunteered to fight in Germany against the Chimera was one of the only 37 soldiers to come back. Knowing what horror the chimera bring he fought till they reached London where he and several soldiers and families deserted to leave for the United States. Been living as a bar tender in Chicago until the Chimera attack on the states.

NPCs (Optional): Derrick a usual at his bar who had friended him has been watching Jake's back since the invasion.

ineptus astartes wrote:alright, you put this on dakka, I will join.



just one thing, the weapons we use, are these the only weapons in the game? others lek BARs m14s, and their type are not allowed?

Any weapon from the time period is allowed.

Once you put a profile up I'll be ready to start this thing .

Ineptus? Character sheet?

The thread's up! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/401532.page
Ineptus, character sheet please. Don't make me fly to Nepal and torture it out of you.