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Somewhere in the warp "Are we there yet Screwloose!" yelled the kaptain. "Almost kaptain,but there seem to be something in our path." said mek screwloose. The kaptain gets up from his very decorative chair and looks out the very grimmy window as the space rok,The Blue Snapa,exits the warp. In the distance they cuold see what seem to be another tyranid fleet in front of them. The Kaptain wasn't happy at all about this problem, cuase he knew that when tyranids are around there will be no stuff to loot. He walks back to his chair and thinks for a while on how to get rid of this problem without atracting more attention. That's when he thought of a brilliant plan to get rid of the pest problem, but first needed some assistance for it to work. He turns his head to screwloose and said with a grim smile "Get the boyz ready for we are going to get us some help even we have to do it by force". "And who is going to help us kaptain" said screwloose as he kicks a grot off a almost broken stool with only metal plates holding two of the legs together. The kaptain turns his head and says "Them chaos space marines" , at that very moment the stool that was holding up the mek broke and the mek landed face first into the floor. The kaptain and a couple of gretchin were laughing at the fallen mek. "Now get off 'ur face and get back to finding those chaos boyz ok" as he gives the mek a stern look , the mek said "Aye Kaptain Klawsnapa" ! As he rubbed his throbbing face he walked out of the Kaptains quaters. You cuold here him yelling "You lot come with me and throw a grot through one of the air locks for ruining my new inventions" ! The kaptain turns to the same grimmy window and says to himself "I hate them bugs,I really do" as he picks up his power klaw from his blue and white metalic desk. As he put on his klaw he wispered to himself "And i dont like joining with them chaos boyz unless I get something out of it" when he closed the power klaw a couple of times he said "Unless its something extrmely vaulable". He pulls out his spearker phone and talks into it "Ladz we are going to find us some asistance with the pest problem so grab 'ure choppas and 'ure shootas so we can negotiate this out" . "Ok boyz 'Ere We Go" said the KaptainKlawsnapa witk a big grimsmile on his ugly scarred face. He knew this would be a propa fight for his boyz.