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Not quite sure how I found this, but this is an interesting article (if not for anything else, the intent of what the kidnappers wanted).

http://english.ahram.org.eg/~/NewsContent/1/64/23559/Egypt/Politics-/Saddam-double-escapes-Alexandria-porn-kidnap-gang,.aspx

Egyptian Saddam Hussein lookalike claims foreign gang attacked him after he refused lucrative offer to star in sex videos they could sell as 'found footage.'

Thats one of those things, you just cant make up

... what.


Sorry, I honestly dunno what else to say. Just what.

Speechless.

KingCracker wrote:Thats one of those things, you just cant make up

My words exactly....

That seems like a very odd thing to capture someone for.

"YOU WILL HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN ON CAMERA AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"

The article itself sounds like a premise for a bad porno. "If you won't willingly comply with our demands, then we'll just have to force you too... get the nurses!"

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:The article itself sounds like a premise for a bad porno. "If you won't willingly comply with our demands, then we'll just have to force you too... get the nurses!"

Indeed; either way, the producers win.

So he was willing to get beat down by a gang instead of taking a "lucrative" amount of money to have sex. Unless they were planning a gay porn I think this guy is out of his mind!

Grabzak Dirtyfighter wrote:So he was willing to get beat down by a gang instead of taking a "lucrative" amount of money to have sex. Unless they were planning a gay porn I think this guy is out of his mind!

I dunno...I think there's a lot of people out there who would have a problem with having a rather "intimate moment" taped on camera...humiliating if you ask me...

really does not surprise me...that article...another testament to the depravity some people can conjure.

There's no guarantee they wouldn't have just kidnapped him anyway if he agreed. He could have just seen that they were baddies from the get-go.

WARORK93 wrote:

I dunno...I think there's a lot of people out there who would have a problem with having a rather "intimate moment" taped on camera...humiliating if you ask me...

really does not surprise me...that article...another testament to the depravity some people can conjure.

I'll admit, I half expected you to say "testesment"...

metallifan wrote:I'll admit, I half expected you to say "testesment"...

And that's what we in psychology call, a "Freudian slip"

WARORK93 wrote:

metallifan wrote:I'll admit, I half expected you to say "testesment"...

And that's what we in psychology call, a "Freudian slip"

And on Dakka, we call it "Reading too many of Cannerus' posts."

I was once offered a part in a porn tape but I wouldn't stand for it.

I can tell you though, if they had kidnapped me I wouldn't have taken it lying down.

Kilkrazy wrote:I was once offered a part in a porn tape but I wouldn't stand for it.

I can tell you though, if they had kidnapped me I wouldn't have taken it lying down.

Kilkrazy wrote:I was once offered a part in a porn tape but I wouldn't stand for it.

I can tell you though, if they had kidnapped me I wouldn't have taken it lying down.

metallifan wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

metallifan wrote:I'll admit, I half expected you to say "testesment"...

And that's what we in psychology call, a "Freudian slip"

And on Dakka, we call it "Reading too many of Cannerus' posts."

I heard a child crying so I could only assume someone spoke my name.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

metallifan wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

metallifan wrote:I'll admit, I half expected you to say "testesment"...

And that's what we in psychology call, a "Freudian slip"

And on Dakka, we call it "Reading too many of Cannerus' posts."

I heard a child crying so I could only assume someone spoke my name.

Have you ever thought about changing your name to Cannerus The Reheatable?

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

metallifan wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

metallifan wrote:I'll admit, I half expected you to say "testesment"...

And that's what we in psychology call, a "Freudian slip"

And on Dakka, we call it "Reading too many of Cannerus' posts."

I heard a child crying so I could only assume someone spoke my name.

I thought the Cannerus Signal was the screams of a thousand virgins losing it?

No Chowder, that's Slaanesh.

The Cannerus Signal is a million virgins.

I laughed so hard when i saw this lol!

Avatar 720 wrote:No Chowder, that's Slaanesh.

The Cannerus Signal is a million virgins.

So true.

Also, Cannerus, how's the mistress?

I love you guys The Mistress and I are doing quite well, thank you. The adventures that I rarely share here anymore continue! ;D

Attempting to not completely derail the thread, you have to wonder if this is the first time this kind of thing has happened. You could pretty well ruin a president-to-be with that sort of thing.

Wasn't there a movie about a female vice presidential candidate that had her named dragged through the mud when a video surfaced of someone that looked like her in college participated in an orgy.

I recall that the movie was lame. Also, the chick in the orgy tape was hot.

Yea theres a porn star that makes alot of cash "being" her in all kinds of degrading, delicious, things.

Conversely, was there not a porn starlet called Mary Carey who ran for Governess of California?

Or am I totally wrong there?

sarpedons-right-hand wrote:Conversely, was there not a porn starlet called Mary Carey who ran for Governess of California?

Or am I totally wrong there?

I've always said someone with nude photos running for office should use it as a selling point. "What else do I have to hide?"