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2011/10/20 15:52:38
Subject: New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters
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Ancient Chaos Terminator
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This would be really useful... New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-decoy-website-launched-to-lure-away-all-moroni,26393/ "Most stories on the site are reportedly preloaded with several witless and profanity-laden comments specially designed to incite retaliatory remarks. Now you can read an article or enjoy multimedia on your favorite websites without having to endure the revolting, barely coherent comments these troglodytes used to leave at the bottom of every page," Kamangar continued. "At long last, a new era has dawned for the Internet."
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/10/20 16:33:02
"I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000
"Elements of the past and the future combining to create something not quite as good as either." -- The Mighty Boosh
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2011/10/20 16:31:15
Subject: New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters
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BrassScorpion wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articl...
.... fix link?
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/10/20 16:58:05
Subject: Re: New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters
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Lady of the Lake
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If only it were possible.
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2011/10/20 17:32:10
Subject: New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters
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Ancient Chaos Terminator
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Another great excerpt:
"Internet commenters are so inherently dim that, by simply responding to their ridiculous rants with an equally inflammatory statement—for example, by accusing them of engaging in homosexual acts or belittling their favored sports star or political candidate—these imbeciles can't help but react with outrage and continue to engage with our site," Outkube webmaster Sean Hawk said. "They take the bait every time."
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-decoy-website-launched-to-lure-away-all-moroni,26393/
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"I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000
"Elements of the past and the future combining to create something not quite as good as either." -- The Mighty Boosh
Check out Cinematic Titanic, the new movie riffing project from Joel Hodgson and the original cast of MST3K.
See my latest eBay auctions at this link.
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. You have our gratitude!" - Kentucky Fried Movie |
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2011/10/20 17:33:53
Subject: New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Maybe this can drag the Internet out of the gutters and bring it back to that ideal that Al Gore held when he developed it.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/10/20 17:44:39
Subject: New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters
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Fixture of Dakka
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Nerivant wrote:Maybe this can drag the Internet out of the gutters and bring it back to that ideal that Al Gore held when he developed it.
Green energy powering computers used solely to look at porn?
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2011/10/20 17:45:29
Subject: New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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AustonT wrote:Nerivant wrote:Maybe this can drag the Internet out of the gutters and bring it back to that ideal that Al Gore held when he developed it.
Green energy powering computers used solely to look at porn?
Government sponsored porn, with exorbitant taxes attached!
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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