What you need is a beard, it gives you unholy power. And the added bonus of looking Rugged and Manly.
Remember Chuck Norris has a Beard.
Automatically Appended Next Post: For all of you unable to grow a magestic beard, now available at all good stockists. The riveted Beard plate, with real beard effect. Just rivet multiple plates to your face, and you will have the women swooning, and the men backing away in fear and respect.