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OK, this may be very off topic and seem a little bit crazy, but im gonna ask anyway.
so my sister who is getting married has asked me to do a speech in the ceremony, with a geeky twist it has to be center around warhammer....

So my question is that is there any and i mean ANY reference to love or marriage in things like codex's, army books, black library anything. it would be soooo much help just link it to me or PM it of write it here

Thanks Warboss conor

Just yell "For the emperor" at the end....

failing that...shout WAAGH! at the top of your lungs and kill everybody.........

keeping in mind that they wont know anything about warhammer

so i can make it up

Just mention, in a otherwise normal speech, that you know your sister will always be there for her husband, much like the Blood Angels will always be there for the Necrons. Don't emphasize or dwell on that statement, just casually move on.

If it's a long enough speech, you can also mention you know that the husband can always depend on the sister as a strong right hand, as strong as High Marshal Helbrecht's bionic hand. Again, keep moving after that part. Don't explain either reference.

You should also mention that they're having an ultramarriage, and that all marriages will strive to emulate theirs.

Necroshea wrote:You should also mention that they're having an ultramarriage, and that all marriages will strive to emulate theirs.

Dayum! That's a darned good idea if I've ever heard one. Not to mention hilarious in so many ways.

I think you should end with "may the emperor smile benevolently upon you"

Ouze wrote:Just mention, in a otherwise normal speech, that you know your sister will always be there for her husband, much like the Blood Angels will always be there for the Necrons. Don't emphasize or dwell on that statement, just casually move on.

If it's a long enough speech, you can also mention you know that the husband can always depend on the sister as a strong right hand, as strong as High Marshal Helbrecht's bionic hand. Again, keep moving after that part. Don't explain either reference.

Necroshea wrote:You should also mention that they're having an ultramarriage, and that all marriages will strive to emulate theirs.

I like both of these ideas. Just add some brofist somewhere in there

Thanks Peoples! i was also thinking because they want an actual story and arcon, arcon paul has a court of many woman all of witch must go threw all of the dark eldar tests

Perhaps you could add in some kind of bit about your sister being a temptress of Slaanesh, disquised as a kind and lovely woman, and that he (the husband) had better watch out.

Something in the way of an opening joke. Which is how most speeches are started.

Yea jokes are good. I made one at my brother the Giants wedding speech. He is incredibly large, and his wife is like 5'2 and very small. So I made the joke of something like "Im curious how they fell inlove, I mean hes so huge and shes so small, she only comes up to his. *pause* Nevermind I just figured that part out" It went over well