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I was wondering what products the celebs of 40k would star in a commercial for

Warhammer 40k

Do you mean celebrities who collect/play 40K or celebrities in 40K?

celebrities in 40K i.e. Russ,Creed ect.

The Tanith 1st and only could advertise for outdoor products, "Rugged Enough for even the toughest Chaos Invasion"

SoB and DE would advertise for beauty products, DE would advertise "kinky" stuff too.

Space Marines could advertise anything, but Aphrodesiac's especially "Are your CC attacks just not getting the job done? order a Chainfist and enjoy up to an additional D6" of penetration with each swing. Descrete billing avaliable. Order within the next 20 minutes and we will include our special "hellfire rounds" for free"

Creed would advertise Cigars and possably his own brand of Potato Chips.

Calgar would advertise Boxing gear.

OMG I love that Creed idea.

That's right children CRISPY CREEDS! potato chips GET'EM NOW! only five credits while supplies last

"One lucky winner gets a Warhound Titan in the bag"

To date, Abbaddon has gotten the Titan 13 years out of 13.

Khorne would advertise tampons.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!

Howard A Treesong wrote:Khorne would advertise tampons.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!

Hhahahahaha! And Slaanesh would be performance enhancing products such as Viagra.

The Word Bearers would aggressively advertise for religion...

I love that picture

Plasma weapon wrongful death suits-

"Have you or a loved one taken a wound because of plasma weapon? Are you coping with the effects of plasma burns? Call the Ordo Malleus today. If you have a phone, you have an inquisitor."

actually you could have whole TV shows based around some units.

COPS!
On patrol with the Adaptus Arbites of the hive "bad boys, bad boys..."

Trooper 1 :"we were called to a domestic disturbance in this hab behind me [trooper points]
[radio noise],
Trooper 1: "we had to take down the husband pretty hard, our fellow arbites then noticed some writing on the walls"
Trooper 2: "Yeah, 'there is no god emperor?' i mean who writes that?"
Trooper 1: "well when questioned the subject made several references to unspeakable beings, so we're dealing with it publically"
Trooper 2: "Its important to let the children know how this kind of thing goes down, you know, to stop future incidents?"
[Sound of Firing squad in background, fade to black on gunshots. queue Radio call for mutant sighting in downtown hab]

Luv it. or how bout this

"Where live with INN reporter Frank Thompson with the Cadian 334th outside casir Volak"
[artillery and gun fire in back ground]
"thats right Jim I'm standing in a trench network with Lt-jg. [explosions and people screaming] Ines Shackelferd who tells me that an Iron Warriors warband broke there perimeter at 0300 this morning more on this late breaking incident after a word from our sponsors"

Adsrbael Vect Endorses Craigslist personal ads.

'Always tell people who you are meeting - That glimmer of hope is a delightful morsel'.

Abaddon would run ads for his (fingers crossed) 14th Presidential election campaign.

Da Green Giant!

Makes sures you lil uns always eats ur squigs or I's gonna bust you wit my choppa!

Hohoho, Da green giant WAAAAGHHHH!

I want my pop-Khorne

Lucius the Eternal could do the least convincing Proactive commercial ever.

"Diz iz a power klaw! Idz dead killy and it breaks 'ard stuff az well, hurr hurr! Yu muz get one!"

And Yarric promotes the "Bionic Eye 3000", with and inbuild laser to bring down even the grumpiest, greates and greenest greenskin!!

Clint Eastwood should advertise Imperial Guard.

porkchop806 wrote:Luv it. or how bout this

"Where live with INN reporter Frank Thompson with the Cadian 334th outside casir Volak"
[artillery and gun fire in back ground]
"thats right Jim I'm standing in a trench network with Lt-jg. [explosions and people screaming] Ines Shackelferd who tells me that an Iron Warriors warband broke there perimeter at 0300 this morning more on this late breaking incident after a word from our sponsors"

In all honesty, for the imperium, this type of news probably happens every day...

Actually, I figured Khorne would be all over the Khorne Flakes.

Fulgrim would be in for a looooot of stuff; clearasil, head and shoulders; alberto....

Magnus would be in for vision-correcting products...

lets see...

angron might be up for anger managment, or blood pressure suppresants.

or tzeentch:
"are you bored with the mundanity of your reality? Are you tired of waking up to the same reflection in the mirror? Join our cult now, and we will bring the spark of excitement and the magic of change back into your life! For a limited time only, we will be offering sorcery at a reduced cost of only half your soul!"

I'm surprised that Khorn flakes were put up so late.



Motorhead

Snagrod, those little blocks you burn.

Wazdakka, car/bike polish.

Ghazzy, religion. I am da chosen of Mork an Gork.

Cruze should star in his own movie, using the script from dark knight.

Aren't KHORNE FLAKES supposed to come with raspberrys, so the milk turns red?

MrMerlin wrote:Aren't KHORNE FLAKES supposed to come with raspberrys, so the milk turns red?

Milk!!!! Only PANZIES use Milk!!! Real devotees of the Blood God use BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

Grey Templar wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:Aren't KHORNE FLAKES supposed to come with raspberrys, so the milk turns red?

Milk!!!! Only PANZIES use Milk!!! Real devotees of the Blood God use BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

Now your scaring me!

Typhus for Beechams and other cold remedies
Ahriman for a kids majic set
Lysander for B&Q or Homebase (he's got a big hammer after all)
The Ordo Xenos for pest control (particularly bug spray)