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We all get it. Writers block. But there is one thing you can do to help it. Take a step back from your story and then write about something crazy, like pineapple. So here's what I got.


As Margret took a bite out of the pineapple, her eyes began to water. It was over her ex boyfriend Argie. Argie had always bought Margret pineapples when they were together. But now since Argie was with another woman, the pineapples made her sad.

She spit the pineapples out of her mouth. She wouldn't let them remind her of her ex boyfriend.

BuT pINe ApPles Make YA FAT! thought Margret randomly.

"Thats right.." she said aloud, "Pine apples... they make people... fat."

Suddenly it felt like Margret was shot in the head with a silver bullet! That's why Argie had bought her all those pineapples before! Argie wanted her fat! And it was no wonder now that Argie is dating a fat girl. This comforted Margret. She realized there was nothing wrong with her. It was him all along. She was not fat Though her name sounded like she should be.

Thus ended the Tale of Margret. She lived Happily Ever After. (though she would get fat in her 40s like most American women)