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The question started out innocent enough and then took a dark turn, I thought the dakka community would find this amusing....



Jacob says:
so the lemen russ tanks is one of those "predates the imperium" kind of vehicles, and "before the horus heresy entire divisions where made up of the lemen russ executioner" anyway, what did they call it before lemen russ, since he was one of the later primarks to be found
Andrew says:
Maybe the primarch was named after the tank?
Andrew says:
Or maybe it was called the Main Battle Tank of Ambigious Naming
Jacob says:
thats sort of what i thought
Jacob says:
lol
Jacob says:
maybe it used to be the Horus main battle tank and the renaming was just the last straw
Andrew says:
lol, right?
Jacob says:
i think ill write matt ward an official letter and see what conveluted plot hole he thinks up
Andrew says:
Timewarp
Jacob says:
that dont make no sence
Andrew says:
Leman Russ did the Timewarp
Andrew says:
He put his hands on his hips....
Jacob says:
then he did it wrong
Andrew says:
And now everyone wonders where he is
Jacob says:
first its just a step the the left, and then a jump to the right
Jacob says:
you put your hand on your hips and bring your knees in tight
Andrew says:
lol
Andrew says:
Maybe that's why he's gone
Andrew says:
Now he CAN'T do the Timewarp again!
Jacob says:
thats what happendd to Horus, he did the time warp and finished and "when you done you're insaaaAAAaaaAAAaaane
Andrew says:
That's the only part of that song I can remember, is when the narator dude says "Put your hands on your hips"
Jacob says:
now i have this weird image of the emoporoer as frankenfurter talking about making a man,
Jacob says:
well 20 of them at least
Andrew says:
And then I see all these Imperial Consulates dancing in the background
Andrew says:
fantastic
Andrew says:
40K to the Rocky Horror Picture Show Timeline
Andrew says:
Why is this not a conversation somewhere posted on the internet?
Jacob says:
quickly to DAKKA DAKKA
Andrew says:
AWAY!!!!!

So...
One of your friends is a were-wolf...

I would wiki search it, if you wanted to know.

Otherwise, this thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Posting your IM convos (or did you memorialize an in-person one?) is pretty spammy.