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The turnip shaped just like a "thingie" (see Blackadder) is probably also on the list. I guess every group has its Pat Robertson types.

A Muslim cleric in Europe has banned women from touching phallic-shaped foods. According to an Egyptian news website - the cleric issued the ban on women touching long and slender fruits and vegetables because they could cause women to "think of sex." The horror! The list of forbidden food includes bananas, cucumbers, zucchinis, and carrots




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not their hands on them they should be worried about....
   
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But surely, it's fine if a man touches a phallic object, lol.
   
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Parsnips are ok then?

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I thought they liked sex? Otherwise heaven will be boring for the dudes.

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Rented Tritium wrote:But surely, it's fine if a man touches a phallic object, lol.


Being manly men its fine, bushy beards and tashes balance out latent urges.........

   
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Ha ha! Aubergines, ceps and seals were left off that list.

Let the wild rumpus begin!!

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Isn't horseraddish a root veg of some kind as well?

what about leeks?


   
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What about a nice butternut squash?


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Ha, ha, someone said "root".

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"Touching phallic foods is outlawed because it plants thoughts of a sexual nature into your head...

So get your husband to do it..."

Seems legit...
   
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Trouble is that their husbands could just as easily say "No." and that's that.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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No, they couldn't. Islam requires that a husband pay due respect and attention to satisfying his wife's desires.


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Lancashire Hotpot is now a euphemism.
   
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Rented Tritium wrote:Lancashire Hotpot is now a euphemism.

"...and then I gave her a Lancashire Hotpot!"

I approve of this usage.

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