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Thenoobbomb sat inside the waiting room. He was taken there by Red Spy while he was getting some Crisps in the supermarket, while he was taken by surprise by Red Spy. He was about to be brought to the great Hall of Judgement, where the High Lords of Dakkadakka nad the Other Cool Stuff would bring him to judgement. 'You will pay for all the horrible things you have done', Spy had muttered. He didnt know why he was here, but it seemed to be very important. For what would he be brought to judgement? What did he do? Then the door in the waiting room opened, and Dovahkiin entered the room. 'Come', he said, 'follow me.' As thenoobbomb followed Dovahkiin, who seemed to be leader of the companions, listener of the dark brotherhood, thieves guild master, hero of Skyrim, one or another bard, leader of the companions, some powerfull mage and wavy to much other things, he saw all kind of people looking to him in disgust. 'Hope you will be putto death!', one of them screamed. He didn't know why he would be punished and how, but he didn't want that to happen. Then he saw something. A door. His chance to escape. He immediately ducked, and jumped inside the room. 'Crap, ' he said to himself as he saw an ugly man, supremeoverlordVECT, having an orgy with a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TANK with letters written on it that said 'purplefood'. As he jumped out of the window, he saw that he would not succeed. A Night Elf Mohawk catched him ,and brought him to the court, were Thenoobbomb saw the High Lords of Dakkadakka and Other Cool Stuff, who were apperently to be the Court. He already spotted Reds8n -who was writing stuff in red letters while using other names-, Melissia, and Notch. No matter what would happen, it would not be too well for Thenoobbomb...

'Thenoobbomb' Legoburner began, 'You shall be brought to Justice for the Ransacking of Codexakkadakka:, creating bad RPG's, being wavy to bad in Team Fortress 2, and for being a 'Troll'.'
What have I done, thenoobbomb thought, I dont remeber any of those things! Then Purplefood began, with a highly mechanic voice: 'He saw me with supremeoverlordVECT!'
Then loner came with his problems with Thenoobbomb:'The Batavirans... Have died!not that it was thenoobbomb's fault, but..'
Things were getting even worse every minute. More and more people came with how horrible he was, and he did not know.

Then, Vladimir Poetin stormed inside, with his gun that fired Legobricks. He immediately shot down half of the court, and screamed something that sounded like 'Communism!'. When he fired at Legoburner, the legobricks fell apart and burned, but the fire seemed to hit him. Heavily damaged, the court retreated. Then, a black and red Drop Pod smashed trough the ceiling. The Knights of Blood had come, together with their Nyan Dragons and Fluffels, the Pet Rat-Ogre.


Two Months later, after the defeat of the High Lords of Dakka

Thenoobbomb walked towards the supermarket, getting some crisps. Without getting kidnapped this time. As he left the shop, a courier came running towards him. 'Sir, I had to give you this!', he said, as he handed a small card. 'Meet me at...' it said, and an adress was written on it. 'What the..' thenoobbomb began, but the boy was already running away. With his crisps.

As thenoobbomb stood in front of the building he had been sent to, he looked at the neonletters. While he had expected the word 'sex' to be on it, there stood 'Thenoobbomb and co. Private detectives.' Losing memory wasnt the best thing..
Walking inside the building, a 'man' greeted him. 'Sup,boss?', the man - he had a dragonhead- said. 'Boss? Why boss?', thenoobbomb asked.
'You dont know?'
'No.'
'Why?'
'Lost my memory.'
'So did we about you. Everyone did.'
'Why? And by who?'
-another voice answered- 'Loyalists! Its the damned loyalists!'
'Let me introduce us', the man with the dragonhead said,'I am the Epic Chaos Dude, and the man over there, '-he pointed towards a man with long hair and a beard- \ is Trondheim. We are, together with you, thenoobbomb, the crew of Thenoobbomb &co.'

To be continued in:
The Thenoobbomb Files 2: Loner

Im not here?! You son of a...

Everyone who wants to be in it can PM me ;P

Sent...

I'm crying? >.>
The hell?!

loner wrote:I'm crying? >.>
The hell?!

I don't see a problem:

WHERES ME?!?!?!?!? Sent

And everyone who sends gets in it

@loner

Its better then having an orgy with a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

Im answering as supremeoverlordVECT?

Just write some new parts and you'd better make it good this time... >.>

Well, do you want to get exexuted together with Dovahkiin, or be part of the Knights of Blood

I vote for Knights of Blood

Is it smart to believe a rainbow pooping dragon?...
Yes, no, maybe?

I guess I'll take his advice then.

loner wrote:Is it smart to believe a rainbow pooping dragon?...
Yes, no, maybe?

I guess I'll take his advice then.

Its mr. I want to hug you, now.

First I loled, then I grined when I realised I was not in this
PM sent

Too long no update!

loner wrote:Too long no update!

Hey yeah, we need moar!

It will come...

A small new part has been added, were soon going to move to part 2...

thenoobbomg & co......sounds good

Adding a new part..

Oh I like this, I like it alot.

*Hits head at the table after reading, due to happiness overload*

Im so excited!

Especially because you 2 know how awsome everything will be... but just a little bit is what you know...

where am I? ... D:

loner wrote:where am I? ... D:

You arent there, because if you would be then you would not be lonely and that would cause a rip in time and space, which would eventually destroy the whole universe.

Or you aren't there because thenoobbomb forgot you

o I did not forget.
You will soon see your answer, if you read this first.

where's janitor VECT?

Ill see when I have time to create a new topic.

supremeoverlordVECT wrote:where's janitor VECT?

He is cleaning the bathroom.