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http://moms.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/20/9586575-baby-changing-stations-convenient-for-swapping-diapers-or-doing-a-line

Some kind of strange baby powder happening in the UK.

Wierd double post happening here.

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Oxfordshire UK

Woah.... That's scary. Not so much the baby changing table part, but the fact that the UK has become the Coke Capital Of Europe.

A gram of Coke is officially cheaper than a cup of tea in this country. That's some scary gak right there...


 
   
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UK

sarpedons-right-hand wrote:

A gram of Coke is officially cheaper than a cup of tea in this country. That's some scary gak right there...


Er.... officially?

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Omadon's Realm

Not decent coke, it was selling for around 35quid per gram last I heard. (I worked with a lot of yuppies)




 
   
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That article is stupid and inaccurate. Its obvious that its just babies doing coke.
   
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The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)

Reminds me a bit of when they caught one of my co-workers smoking crack with her baby in the same car...

The sad part is that I'm not even making that story up.

 
   
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England

sarpedons-right-hand wrote:A gram of Coke is officially cheaper than a cup of tea in this country. That's some scary gak right there...


Where the hell do you buy your tea

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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

This reminds me of The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.

If you haven't seen it, you must.

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United States

I won't lie, I'm pretty sure "baby ass" isn't something I'd want in close proximity to my cocaine.

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Manchester UK

dogma wrote:I won't lie, I'm pretty sure "baby ass" isn't something I'd want in close proximity to my cocaine.

Pah! This place is full of squares!




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sarpedons-right-hand wrote:Woah.... That's scary. Not so much the baby changing table part, but the fact that the UK has become the Coke Capital Of Europe.

A gram of Coke is officially cheaper than a cup of tea in this country. That's some scary gak right there...

Son, if you can get a gram of trumpet for less than 30 quid, I want the phone number of your man.

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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UK

dogma wrote:I won't lie, I'm pretty sure "baby ass" isn't something I'd want in close proximity to my cocaine.


Why stick with snorting off something that's as smooth as a baby's bottom when you've got the real thing?

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Oxfordshire UK

I didn't say it was GOOD coke......

From bbc.co.uk


Prices as low as £25 for a wrap are not uncommon - and at this bargain basement price, what the buyer often gets is a bargain basement product.


There's your wrap for less than £30.

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Manchester UK

It's far more than the price of a cup of tea, though.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Arlington, Texas

Albatross wrote:It's far more than the price of a cup of tea, though.


Not if you don't mind scraping it off the baby changing station. "Brown coke" could catch on.

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United States

Albatross wrote:
Pah! This place is full of squares!



Pah, if you're going to do lines, do them off priceless art.

So...Scarlett Johansson.

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Arlington, Texas

dogma wrote:I won't lie, I'm pretty sure "baby ass" isn't something I'd want in close proximity to my cocaine.


That's an awesome name for a strain though.

Edit: Seriously. "Hey man, wanna go snort some baby ass?"

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