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hmmm... what to do with 180 points...
EVIL CLOWNS!

Harlequinsx5 with the seer and jester upgrades and 4 kisses and a fusion pistol for the seer.

It is, in my experience a great annoyance unit you'll never be able to shoot at but it picks and chooses when it shoots at you. Sure it doesn't put out much unless you get too close, where you can melt a tank with a pistol if you really want to (I usually just flip away) but it doesn't usually take any hits either, and you can hide your IC in it!

weighs in at 156 points and annoys the heck out of people, could pop a tank if they want to get close and use that fusion melta thingy, could do a sick charge with the kisses, and can hide an IC with impunity shooting away with the Death Jester from a range where they simply can't be targetted (plus its 3 shots that could potentially pin). The only thing that could possibly hit them is a bad scattered pie plate that was shooting at something else. Now that's pretty annoying. Oh yeah they ignore terrain and can jump you from behind a big building if they want... heeheehee... evil clowns!


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Shrike325 wrote:5 Screamers of Tzeentch - 80pts

8 Fire warriors - 80

5 lootas - 75

1 Dark Angel Space Marine, 5 boltershells, 5 dead Lootas. -15pts.

I am a Striking Scorpion, Shadow Stalking, Chainsword wielding, Marine Killing.

16pts


this is turning into the Oldest game.

I strike down the vile xenos scum and his weak, kitteny chainsword. Dark Angel Space Marine 15pts.

Who's next?

I will not roleplay with you Foul follower of the False emperor. besides I would win. Sister of Battle in Lingerie would bring the Marine to his knees.

so lets get this back on track

Cast in a Dreadnought sarcophagus, our hero returns sans his raging libido to bring the light of the emperor to the darkest corners of the universe. 125pts.

Your move, heretic.

1 Dreadnought?

Necron heavy destroyer- 95 pts

Pfft, like that ever works. Dreadnought adds a crushed metal skull into his collection of trophies and is rewarded with venerable status. 145pts.

I like the rust effect on the Necron, but the photo is a little fuzzy for a better look.

I am a 15 point Scatterlaser fired by an 8 point guardian... too bad someone has to buy the rest of my pointless meatshields.

RxGhost, stop arguing with everybody and start playing the game.

Resetting unit to 10x Assault Terminators W/ Lightning Claws - 400

My 19 point ranger offed a Hive Tyrant once. in CC!

I am playing the game, I'm just making it more fun by adding the a small element of story-telling.

Don't be mad that my unit just hasn't been beaten yet.

Dedrith wrote:RxGhost, stop arguing with everybody and start playing the game.

Resetting unit to 10x Assault Terminators W/ Lightning Claws - 400

Quick rules question: We allowed to use more than one unit?

Slarg232 wrote:

Dedrith wrote:RxGhost, stop arguing with everybody and start playing the game.

Resetting unit to 10x Assault Terminators W/ Lightning Claws - 400

Quick rules question: We allowed to use more than one unit?

Depends on what you mean, you CAN use something like 3 units of 30 Ork Boyz, however you CANNOT use units like 10 Ork nobz, 5 lootas, and 2 deff dreads

You can have multiple units composing of the same models, but the units cannot be different.

I don't think the rules are particularly rigid.

I AM A GREY HUNTER with a bolter AND a boltpistol/ccw, despite the old rule that only 2 weapons are carried... I have cool space wolf abilities to boot. It's too bad my squad can't take a ML or HB but hey we can get a free melta anyways... I cost 15 points and could kick my brother Marines from other chapters heinies for one point less... hear me roar... like... um... a wolf?


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oh yeah I piss on my turf too like a wolf and my dad (Logan) is bigger than your dad (Calgar take me away...)

RxGhost wrote:I am playing the game, I'm just making it more fun by adding the a small element of story-telling.

Don't be mad that my unit just hasn't been beaten yet.

... No, you are not playing the game, you are being a pester.

Dedrith wrote:RxGhost, stop arguing with everybody and start playing the game.

Resetting unit to 10x Assault Terminators W/ Lightning Claws - 400

Hmm, 3 Warwalkers with star cannons, and 2 warwalkers with star cannons.

It will be slightly easier to beat by other things, also, it costs 400 on the dot.

So:

3 walkers
6 starcannons

2 walkers
4 starcannons

So, all in all

20 S6 AP2 shots a turn, low BS, though it will eat alot of things! Now, I expect someone to post... a land raider, or something to that effect, just a reminder, I have outflank, and scouts.

AV 10 walker

BA tactical squad missile launcher, flamer, bolt pistol ccw
w/ Rhino 220

Executioner w/ heavy bolter and storm bolter- 220 pts

Trygon 200pts omnomnomnom

Grey Knight Grand Master - 145 points

OHKO

baroncrowle wrote:BA tactical squad missile launcher, flamer, bolt pistol ccw
w/ Rhino 220

That is it, I quit, good luck with this all of you.

Battle Wagon with KFF mek Deffrolla and a Burna
110+105 (225)

That's a good 80 points over the cost of my Grand Master. And even if you try the tank shock, there's a 50% chance it won't work, causing damage to the wagon.

Don't quit, Syphonious, you were one of my favorites

@Battlewagon, 10 Eldar Fire Dragons - 160

The meltas will scrap the battlewagon before or after you slam me with the deff rolla, along with instant death the mek once he's forced to disembark.

Inquisitor with psycannon and terminator armour and a sage.

90 points

Some smart movement and he'll wittle them down before they even get close.

Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:

RxGhost wrote:I am playing the game, I'm just making it more fun by adding the a small element of story-telling.

Don't be mad that my unit just hasn't been beaten yet.

... No, you are not playing the game, you are being a pester.

I thought the game was kinda dumb, but showed some promise, so I decided to make it more interesting. If you want to take your ball and go home, I don't care. But I guess if putting more thought into a post than "X (Unit Name) (Point Value)" makes me a pester, at least I'm an interesting one.

RxGhost, if all you are going to do on this thread is irritate people, then you are more than welcome to leave. End of discussion, back on topic.

I have to say, Fafnir, that was a brilliant counter to the fire dragons.

Dedrith wrote:RxGhost, if all you are going to do on this thread is irritate people, then you are more than welcome to leave. End of discussion, back on topic.

I have to say, Fafnir, that was a brilliant counter to the fire dragons.

Nicely done...



Lukas the Trickster: even if you kill me I kill you back!