A 3-word Story

Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:

No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
Times and dates in your local timezone.
Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.

If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

**Selym**

Because bum fluff

**snurl**

contains no inspiration,

**Selym**

but only perspiration.

**snurl**

When there is

**TheDiscoSpider**

I have returned

**Selym**

moments of doom

**TheDiscoSpider**

to the bookstore

**Selym**

it stopped books

**snurl**

from being sold.

**Selym**

Because of the

**ExNoctemNacimur**

conspiracy by the

**Selym**

mutant zombie chicken.

**TheDiscoSpider**

I have a

**Selym**

great big ginormous

**TheDiscoSpider**

blob of mayonnaise

**Selym**

named Sammy "The

**snurl**

Stain-Maker. It

**Selym**

Smelled greatly of

**TheDiscoSpider**

sauerkraut and beans

**Selym**

which is strange.

**TheDiscoSpider**

My toenail is

**Selym**

very very broken.

**snurl**

If my miniatures

**TheDiscoSpider**

had wings, they

**Selym**

would fall lots.

**snurl**

We must paint

**ExNoctemNacimur**

many Wood Elves

**TheDiscoSpider**

in pink, matching

**Selym**

the colour of

**TheDiscoSpider**

peaches. Mary had