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Me names Da Grunz and I like killin'! Me Adventuh started in da nice warm woods. It was me first home. And Da first home is always da best home.


"Da GRUNZ! We got sum killin' to do!" Goro said holdin' his big stick. He was a big ork but not as big as me! I was considered best killa of da tribe.

"Who we killin dis time?" I asked em' as I eagerly grabbed me own stick. Mine was bigga' then his but his was more pointy.

"We got dem fleshy people walkin' round our woods!" Goro said swinging his big stick above his head. I tink he was excited for killin' like i was.

"Dem again?" I asked em', "I thought we got rid of dem for good!"

"I thought we scared dem away too! We better do it again!" Goro said dis time he was saying it like he was mad! He was so mad he ran off into da woods so I ran after em'!

He was quicker den me but he would slow down for me. That was ok cuz I was stronger and bigger den him. He knew I wuz da boss! I loved bein da boss!

As we ran out of da woods and into da meadow da white fleshy people were finally in sight. Me and Goro charged at dem with our sticks screaming our Waaggh! We don't no why we yell it but it feels right when we do!

Da fleshy people pointed and ran!

"Mommy!" One of da real fleshy white ones said, it looked real small den the other ones and it was wearin' a pink thing to cover up its fleshy body.

Dey ran as fast as dey could back into their woods, they left their brown box and warm red thing. Da brown box had some yummy grub in it. Me and Goro loved der food!





"Mommy!" Alyessa cried as she ran into the room.

"What is it dear?" Her mother said, holding her child who was crying.

"Those green bullies ruined my picnic with Varus and Thamos!" she said.

"Green bullies?" she asked in disbelief.

"Yeah! They're bad kids! They have red eyes and they are big!" she cried.

"You have quite an imagination don't you dear?"