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Since there's a 40k thread about this I though that we might as well have our very own WHFB quote thread! I'll start -

I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust, I'm gonna grind their bones. I'm gonna burn down dere towns and cities. I'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em. I'm gonna bash 'eads, break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left. An' den I'm gonna get really mean... - Grimgor Ironhide -- the biggest and the baddest Orc there is!

"We threatened to grind their bones up to make bread if they didn't pay. 'Course that's just a threat - it takes to long to grind 'em and most of this lot are just as 'appy to eat 'em raw." - Olag Skulltaker, Tyrant

"There is wisdom and there is ignorance, and in between are the gateways to eternity through which the Old Ones so long ago passed." Archival transcript of the words of Lord Xuatep

Damn, I have too many of them so I'll post the top three of mine:

1. "I have been chosen for greatness by the dark gods themselves. You, petty mortals, have been chosen only for death." Eglixus, the executioner of Trechagrad

2. "Fear me, mortals, for I am the anointed, the favoured son of chaos, the scourge of the world. The armies of the gods rally behind me, and and it is by my will and by my sword that your weakling nations shall fall" Archaon, lord of the end times

3. "Kill for Khorne! Kill for Khorne! Kill for Khorne!" Scyla Anfingrimm

"Serve me in life or serve me in death, but serve me you will."
- Vlad von Carstien

"BOOM! Hur hur hur..." -leadbelcher

"Wait, wha- what are you doing? Put me down you overgro- o'no, not the pants, not the pants, ANYTHING BUT THE PANTS!!!"

-attributed to unknown elf mage

Grey Templar wrote:"Wait, wha- what are you doing? Put me down you overgro- o'no, not the pants, not the pants, ANYTHING BUT THE PANTS!!!"

-attributed to unknown elf mage

Or my last exgirlfriend

"You may have felled the trees. You may have built a wall. But these are the bloodgrounds of the Beastmen. They will not rest until your bones are ground beneath their hooves and your chewed flesh is rotting in their guts"

"I looked up into the sky and there I saw my doom, lithesome yet dread. What creatures were these? How many tortures would I endure before peace was mine? A thousand wretched forms united only by a hatred that never ends. Malign and savage to the last, they brim with bitterness for the works of Man."

Bestiarie Malificent

Surrender and serve me in life, or die and slave for me in death
- Vlad von Carstein

"The more we study our inner light, the more profound becomes the outer darkness" - Lord Xltep

"We ruled this domain before your race was born. We shall still rule it when you are but a distant memory. Long have we fought for the dark forces you call your gods. It would be a grave error to take us for servants simply because we have common cause in their name" - Rakranos the Ancient

"Chaos cares not for self-preservation, for reason or for truth. The essence of Chaos is change, and its worshippers believe that if that change is a violent one, then so much the better." - Teclis

"...the foul Skaven - standing on its hindlegs in foul parody of a human. Rats as tall as man, and blessed with the most vile intellect and cunning. They are the dark side of our souls, come to destroy us for our sins." - Albrecht of Nuln



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"Athel Loren shall not suffer the presence of Men, nor Orcs, nor Dwarfs, nor Beastmen. If a foe takes a single step upon such sacred soil, they shall not take another." - Skarloc, Mist Walker of Athel Loren

"They should not be here."

"I'm hideous," he cried, unable to pull the muck from his hair. "Someone clean me." -Sigvald

There's far too many things in that book that I could call one my favorites, but that one definitely tops it... considering hes by himself in the middle of countless attacking Khorne Warriors.