The Duke rolled his shoulders, working out the stiffness of the last few months of inexplicable slumber. His skull still felt fuzzy from the collective coma that had settled across the entire warband, but at least his nerves had steadied and the world made as much sense as it had before the darkness fell.
Or were his nerves back? The exalted hero stared at his shaking hand, before noticing rocks and stones jumping on the ground beyond. He glanced at his whimpering hounds, his startled men, and then up at the towering shaggoth glaring into the distance.
“What is it Korg?” the standard bearer asked. The enormous sauron’s face twisted into a grimace as he rumbled out a single word: “Deathstar.”
The Duke felt physically ill as he took up the coruscating banner and organized the battleline. This would not be pleasant … ----
Dying to play something that isn’t skaven, I dug out my WoT boys and threw down the 2k gauntlet, which was taken up by a new player and his tournament-grade OK army. This was to be his second game of fantasy ever, and the first with his ogre army, but like he said he had done his homework – his list was copied from the same one that swept through a recent
UK GT, less the hellheart firebelly and 2x 4 leadbelchers. My soft warriors were feeling even softer
WOT 2000 Demon Prince –
MoT, level 1, bloodcurdling roar, stream of corruption, fury of the change god
Chaos Sorcerer –
MoT, level 2, third eye, talisman of endurance
Exalted Hero –
MoT,
BSB, talisman of preservation, halberd
20 Warriors –
MoT, standard of discipline, full command, shields
20 Warriors –
MoT, full command, shields
5 Warhounds
5 Warhounds
Shaggoth – ahw
Scyla
(So maybe Scyla bucks the theme a smidge, but I figure the biggest, gribbliest of spawn – or something suspiciously like it - is more likely to show up in an army of the Change God than of the Red God

Also, Scyla is worlds better than normal spawn when it comes to offense.)
OGRES 2000 Slaughtermaster – level 4, fencer’s blades, greedy fist, dispel scroll
Bruiser –
BSB, rune maw, great weapon
10+ Ironguts – standard of discipline, full command
10+ Gnoblars – trappers
4 Mournfangs – dragonhide, full command, ironfists, heavy armor
3 Maneaters – banner of eternal flame, standard, braces of handguns (sniper + poison)
Sabretusk
Sabretusk
Sabretusk
Ironblaster
Oof.
MAGIC Demon Prince – flickering fire
Chaos Sorcerer – flickering fire, pandemonium
Slaughtermaster – spinemarrow, bloodgorger, trollguts, the maw
DEPLOYMENT, ETC We played a battleline game, my mundane terrain chart vommed out a ton of buildings and impassable ruins (and maybe other stuff that was pushed aside).
Ogre
BSB &
SM ride the second rank of the 3-wide gutstar.
WoC BSB in the undisciplined warriors, sorcerer general in the disciplined ones a bit further back.
Ogres nabbed first with a 6, vs chaos’ 3+1. And thus the carnage begins.
BATTLE Turn 1
Ogres thunder forward across the line, with the guneaters entering their building and the gutstar keeping it to a jog. With just the maw for offense, capable of doing more damage to the ogres than the high initiative chaos dudes, the slaughtermaster chooses not to cast anything. The guneaters tear two wounds off of the demon prince, but the ironblaster’s round – which exactly hits the shaggoth thanks to the double bounce – rolls a 1 to wound the beast.
Keeping his cool despite the near miss, the shaggoth charges one sabretusk and it flees in terror; he passes his redirect roll and charges the other, which also flees in terror. The shaggy stumbles 5” towards the gutstar. The rest of the chaos line advances variously, with hounds preparing to mess with mournfangs and gutstar. The prince hops next to the mournfangs, angled with
LOS to the leftmost sabretusk … Magic is low and a wash (
DP fails to cast flicker on the sabretusk), but the Roar Phase delivers the tough lesson I had prepared for. An average roar tosses out the double 6’s to turn the cat to jelly, and the mournfangs, who are within 6”, fail their panic check and run off the table. I apologize at this point but honestly I had no way to deal with that tank besides abusing their weak
LD. I also suggest that from here on he put them in the center and ram them down the enemy guts
Turn 2
Sabretusks keep running (one off the table), as the gutstar charges some warhounds, which flee past the sorcerer’s warriors – who unlike the mournfangs don’t care about their animal friends. Gnoblars jam themselves into the WoT
BSB’s grill, and the ‘blaster slides sideways. Magic does nothing meaningful, but ogre shooting is legit as expected: guneaters tag another wound off the prince; the ironblaster slams a round (again thanks to the double bounce) through the shaggoth, doing five wounds, and also smashing a warrior for good measure. (In retrospect the cannonball would have stuck in the shaggoth and not passed into a warrior but meh.)
Scyla rambles into the gnoblar flank, and the Duke sends his warriors into the vermin to make them go away faster. Ridiculously, three warriors fall to the tiny beaver traps and tripwires strewn in front of the trappers

And perhaps as ridiculously, the shaggoth, despite his puppy dog eyes and heart rending pout, is commanded to stand at the gutstar corner and redirect. Everybody else prepares for Go Time next turn, warhounds rallying or blocking with the prince flitting over to the gutstar flank. Magic is weak, but the sorcerer is able to get trollguts off on the shaggoth, hoping against hope. Roar tags a single wound onto an irongut, and shortly thereafter the gnoblars are detonated and their detonators reform.
Turn 3
Gutstar docks with the shaggoth, shortly after which the last ‘tusk leaves the table and the guneaters leave their building and wheel towards the center. Magic sees trollguts crushed but bullgorger go off, and shooting is gentle. Guneaters faff away at the
BSB’s warriors for little result, while the ironblaster misfires and will miss this and the next round of shooting. In combat the shaggoth survives the two S8 impacts, directs all six attaks into the irongut champ but can only manage a single wound (3+ to hit, 2+ to wound), before being hewed down. The gutstar reforms to four-wide and faces the incoming blue dudes.
Here we go! Both warriors and the prince charge the gutstar, but the sorcerer’s warriors don’t make it to the fight. Scyla obliges however and scoots into the gutstar corner. Warhounds either ass into guneaters or chase after the ironblaster. All available power dice goes into bubbled trollguts, but with no IF the slaughtermaster scrolls it. Yelling faster than everyone else, Scyla challenges and the slaughtermaster steps up to deal with the gribbly – the ogre caster takes a wound and deals 1-2 back. Before this the demon prince screams and slaps a wound onto an irongut with his five attaks (3+ to hit, 3+ to wound), and the exalted
BSB and his warriors (note: pretty sure I forgot warriors have 2 attaks each

) carve down a few ogres. Lucky armor and wards keep warrior casualties to a handful, and in the end the gutstar has to test at -2. He makes his LD7 with the reroll.
Turn 4
Blaster moves, guneaters stand and fire at the warrior bunker, doing perhaps a wound. Magic pushes trollguts through (healing the slaughtermaster), and the wreckage continues. The prince causes a couple wounds (which are regened), the warriors lay down around eight wounds (around seven are regened), Scyla flubs and the great weapons fall in return, killing the prince, wounding the uber-spawn twice and shredding warriors. The warriors break, the
BSB manages to commit seppuku through his 3+ ward save, the warrior standard immolates, and just three run off as Scyla holds the line.
Um, here we go again? The sorcerer sends his dudes into the gutstar (again), warhounds get in the way (as they do), and the shattered warriors keep running. Once more the sorcerer tries to trollgut his boys but fails to get it past. And then they fail fear
Scyla has his neck broken, the terrified warriors are liquefied, break and are run down.
Turn 5
Gutstar pushes the last of the warriors off the table, guneaters trash some warhounds, ironblaster trashes some more warhounds.
OGRE VICTORY And thus my intent to paint up my WoT at long last died again.
- Salvage