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2012/01/27 09:50:08
Subject: So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
about a half hour ago someone was knocking at my door.
Instantly thought it was a buddy or gf in a bit of trouble.
Then stop to think for a second, they always call first if their in trouble. Car broke down, drunk at a bar, kicked out by their boyfriend or girl friend.
Asked who was there.
they replid "we are selling candy bars"
I said "at 4:00 am?"
Heard them walk away.
Was someone trying to straight rob me?
2012/01/27 09:55:26
Subject: Re:So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
Only other thing I could think of some of my friends playing a gag on me, doing things beyond a practical joke is not uncommon. But generally they are sleeping or past out drunk this early.
2012/01/27 10:16:01
Subject: So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
Or Jehovah Witlessness. In that case just open the door and say "Salam Alaikum".
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Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
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2012/01/27 10:16:36
Subject: So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
Had a drunk guy knock on the door once at about 2 am. When my dad got up and answered the guy wanted to know if you could take my sister car out for a spin...
Snrub wrote:Had a drunk guy knock on the door once at about 2 am. When my dad got up and answered the guy wanted to know if you could take my sister car out for a spin...
Drunk encounters are rather interesting. Back in the summer a 20-somethings wanted money from me and was telling me how he lost both his legs in the Vietnam War.
He had both his legs.
And was obviously to young to fight in 'Nam.
2012/01/27 11:29:04
Subject: So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
As to drunk folks, yeah we can have some fun days here at the store, especially as they are trying to fish for a discount for their fags or booze.
Trying to get technical on how we will be actually helping the economy if we let him buy his vodka for £5 less, while repeating himself and getting lost on the points he was trying to make.. was a good one last week.
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2012/01/27 12:02:04
Subject: So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
Piston Honda wrote:about a half hour ago someone was knocking at my door.
Instantly thought it was a buddy or gf in a bit of trouble.
Then stop to think for a second, they always call first if their in trouble. Car broke down, drunk at a bar, kicked out by their boyfriend or girl friend.
Asked who was there.
they replid "we are selling candy bars"
I said "at 4:00 am?"
Heard them walk away.
Was someone trying to straight rob me?
Landshark. We had a big outbreak of them about '74.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/01/27 12:23:16
Subject: So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
As to drunk folks, yeah we can have some fun days here at the store, especially as they are trying to fish for a discount for their fags or booze.
Trying to get technical on how we will be actually helping the economy if we let him buy his vodka for £5 less, while repeating himself and getting lost on the points he was trying to make.. was a good one last week.
Yea Id say someone wanted to rob you. Good thing you didnt open the door though, because you might have been sued for indecent exposure
My brother the Giant had an interesting drunk experience once. He had a knock on his door around noon one day, and it was this incredibly drunk fella yelling and demanding his ex wife to come out. My brother told him through the screen door, that he had lived there for years, and no ex wife lives there. So after an argument the guy starts to try and force his way into my brothers house. So my brother gets pissed and long story short beat the ever living piss of the guy, and afterwards, dragged him over to the steps of his porch and threw the guy off his porch, like a bag of garbage. Then the dude couldnt get into his car, so my brother punched him a few more times and tossed him into his car.
The story makes me cry from laughing everytime I think of it
2012/01/27 13:15:38
Subject: So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
That story is so awesome.
"here let me help you get into your car "STOMPSTOMPSTOMP!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/01/27 13:22:04
Subject: So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
We once had a couple guys who had 'gotten a service call and need to check the air conditioner' at 0200. Fortunately for them they were terrified and fell back down the steps and ran off when I opened the door and introduced them to Sabot, who was our 95 pound black dog with 2 inch long fangs and a bad disposition on life.
Sabot saved them from harm.
Every time a terrorist dies a Paratrooper gets his wings.
2012/01/27 13:44:25
Subject: Re:So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
When i was a youngun back in the days(about 11-12 years ago) we were robbed.
i now have the following in case of burgalry:
My Ex-Milatary dads 1st feild knife
My 2 and 1/2 pound lump hammer(essentialy a small warhammer)
My penknife(with 3"-4" bleeding spike)
My hand made longbow(itll go straight through em)
My axe(nuff said)
a metal pole
a 2 by 4
an evil disposition to people whom think they can assault/terrorise/burgle/rob Me My family and My freinds and their familys
anger issues..... lets just say BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD(yeah when im riled i sort of loose control...)
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2012/01/27 13:54:10
Subject: So who sells candy bars door to door at 4:00 am?
As to drunk folks, yeah we can have some fun days here at the store, especially as they are trying to fish for a discount for their fags or booze.
Trying to get technical on how we will be actually helping the economy if we let him buy his vodka for £5 less, while repeating himself and getting lost on the points he was trying to make.. was a good one last week.
Lay off my van dude.
You was about to get robbed, you're lucky he wasn't determined (stupid of you live in a multi unit apartment) enough to kick the door in.
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