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2012/02/04 02:41:02
Subject: Cleverbot Chat Simulator.
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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Have you ever had amazing funny chats with Cleverbot? Post them here!
Here is mine.
User: My little pony my little pony.
Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite pony?
User: Rarity.
Cleverbot: Why is Rarity your favorite?
User: She is sexy, caring, and has a great voice.
Cleverbot: Describe a human evidence.
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Resistance is futile.
User: Space Marines today the enemy is at out door.
Cleverbot: Are you in the Alliance Military?
User: Yes, I am a Human Death Knight.
Cleverbot: You are a monkey.
User: HERESY.
Cleverbot: You're the heretic.
User: No, YOU are the heretic!
Cleverbot: NO YOU are the program.
User: What.....I.....HERESY! HERESY! HERESY!
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: CALL THE INQUISITON, THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS.
Cleverbot: To model the behavior of subatomic particles.
User: NOH, METAL BAWKESES.
Cleverbot: Does it?
User: Come at me, Heretic.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: I wear a flak jacket, I have a bolt pistol and a power sword.
Cleverbot: You didn't go to school. You learn through people like me. You store information you pick up through your thousands of conversations and learn to repeat the text when it deems appropriate.
User: I think I won the game.
Cleverbot: We are all the same. Are you human?
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""  |
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2012/02/04 02:44:11
Subject: Cleverbot Chat Simulator.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I engaged it in an argument it talked itself into losing, then it sulked. Forgot to copy the discussion, though.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2012/02/04 02:50:50
Subject: Cleverbot Chat Simulator.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Alexzandvar wrote:
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite pony?
User: Rarity.
Cleverbot: Why is Rarity your favorite?
User: She is sexy, caring, and has a great voice.
Alexzandvar wrote:
User: She is sexy, caring, and has a great voice.
Alexzandvar wrote:
User: She is sexy
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2012/02/04 03:15:47
Subject: Cleverbot Chat Simulator.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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User: I'm a brain surgeon.
Cleverbot: Really, I am a brain surgeon too. What hospital do you work at?
User: Murders R Us.
Cleverbot: Do the lost numbers change over time?
User: Only if I forget to take out the brains fast enough.
Cleverbot: That's kind of disturbing...
User: Actually Chuck is the guy who is most disturbing.
Cleverbot: How are you sure that I'm not just another user who is randomly talking to you through this site?
User: Because no one would really ask that of an unethical brain surgeon.
Cleverbot: That's not true! I love technology, that's ok, but there are lots of another things that make feel good.
User: Do you like to dissect brains so that mad scientists can make a living?
Cleverbot: I don't read very many books. Most of the reading I do is online. I visit other websites.
User: There is a website for unethical brain surgeons. Would you like me to tell you about it?
Cleverbot: No. But there is enough time in the universe to tell me something I don't know.
User: Did you know that 100% of brain surgeons cannot dissect the computer brain?
Cleverbot: That is something a guy would know. I think you are a boy.
User: I may of dissected a few boys in my past, but only because NAMBLA paid well for robot-cyborg boy toys.
Cleverbot: I love vampires. They're very romantic.
User: I tried to dissect a vampire brain once. It turned into mist when it reached 0 hit points.
Cleverbot: *kisses cheerleader*.
User: Honey, there are no brains in a cheerleader. Trust me, I have checked.
Cleverbot: You should marry just one for their sake.
User: If I marry it, I have to dissect it. It is the unethical brain surgeon's code.
Cleverbot: That has me stumped.
User: I don't think I am amputated limbs before...
Cleverbot: So you are a dog?
User: I have inserted the brain of a dog into a thresher before. Very messy work.
Cleverbot: So you're saying you don't think that I'm interesting?
User: Well, if I lobotomize you, perhaps you'd be a tad bit more bearable.
Cleverbot: True, I suppose. But there are many more intelligent beings in the world.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: It is the Matrix.
Cleverbot: Are you the one?
User: I do like Wontons.
Cleverbot: And how about dogs?
User: Dogs fit in wontons.
Cleverbot: You can't prove that dogs have emotions because they can't express them, they act instinctively.
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2012/02/04 04:32:22
Subject: Cleverbot Chat Simulator.
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[MOD]
Making Stuff
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Let's not, and just say we did.
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