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Holy crap...I had no idea women could be so crazy and destructive when it come to little models and their owners. I don't know if I want a gf anymore!

I had a couple of friends over and one of them (the fat one) accidentally sat of my Deff Dred that I had painted up for a contest a couple of weekends ago (it got 1st place ). It is okay now.

timetowaste85 wrote:

shasolenzabi wrote:You could always retaliate by replacing a game disk with a cartoon disk, then, when he turns the games on, he get's a kiddy show instead of the game.,

Depends on what you replace it with, cartoon-wise. If replaced by Batman or X-men from the 90s, you might be doing him a favor. Put in MLP and turn him into a brony, then exterminate him with fire! He'd deserve it for being a dirty pony-lover.

Blasphemy, good sir!

timetowaste85 wrote:I had one who decided she wanted to be a stripper and used one of my models to practice picking up dollar bills. I never saw that model again...

god, I hope someone believed that.

Seems legit.

Doofry wrote:My 'ex' wife decided one day on her hormonal time of the month, to throw out my load of Dark Eldar that i had painted and they were out of the way from the kids and her, i found the broken Dark Eldar and buried them with a grave stone, the 'Ex' is buried next to them in an unmarked grave.

While funny in some dark way, I hope this is partially untrue.