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Well, people are split about Daniel Radcliffe's ability to play any character but Harry Potter, and this film does nothing to swing my opinion one way or the other. However, this is an excellent traditional Hammer horror movie. Unfortunately, you may find yourself comparing Radcliffe and Ciaran Hinds to Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. That's how strong the resonance is with this movie and the older Hammer films like The Fall of the House of Usher.

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But was it any good? I wanted to see it hoping it was actually a "scary" movie
   
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It's actually good?

I thought it would be a "horror" film made for the audience that followed Daniel radcliffe from harry potter.
   
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What is this movie even about? People on my friends list are ravving about it, but I've never even heard of it....

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I want to see it! Same as slarg and kingcrackers though, the hell is it about and is it actually scary?

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So, Warpy, what did you actually think of the movie? What was it about?

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I had to study the play for GCSE drama; I have been thoroughly put off it and anything to do with it.

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Yeah we discussed the book today in English...
If it's half as creepy as the book i don't want to see it...

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The new Harry Potter film is rubbish.

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Joey wrote:The new Harry Potter film is rubbish.


Hahahha this

I think the Harry Potter films are kind of a nail in his careers coffin

 
   
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Joey wrote:The new Harry Potter film is rubbish.


Other than a few misteps, I thought it was actually pretty good, and a fitting end to the series. What made you think it was rubbish?

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First off Harry Potter and the Woman In Black was never one of the 7 and they took alot of liberties with the Harry character in this new film

 
   
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I read two reviews of this in the papers today, getting 2 ans 3 stars out of 5.

It was described as scary in the same was as ...BOO! is scary (see got you ).

Radcliffe's acting was denoted as adequate in a role that involved basically standing about holding a candle. One wag said that Harry would have solved it before the first hour was out.

The West End play was supposedly as good as the book, the film is a bit flat in comparison.

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Slarg232 wrote:
Joey wrote:The new Harry Potter film is rubbish.


Other than a few misteps, I thought it was actually pretty good, and a fitting end to the series. What made you think it was rubbish?

No Ron or Hermione.
No magic.
No Dumbledore.
NO SNAPE!!!
Johnny-Crass gets it ;D

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Slarg232 wrote:What is this movie even about? People on my friends list are ravving about it, but I've never even heard of it....


It is a psychological ghost story.

The reviews in London are giving 2-3 stars out of five, which is not that great but not terrible. Average, basically.

I haven't seen it yet. I enjoy films like The Outsiders more than schlock-horror for actual chills, so it might be all right.

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I enjoyed the play but have no interest in seeing Radcliffe in anything. He just doesn't have a face for most of the roles that he has been cast in outside of Barry Plopper.

   
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notprop wrote:The West End play was supposedly as good as the book, the film is a bit flat in comparison.


The play is allegedly very good, as well as surprisingly scary for a stage performance.

This coming from one of only two people studying Drama at the time who were unable to afford the school trip to London in order to see it.

The talk of it when the other people returned was nearly all positive.

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I have only seen the trailer, but it seems very good. very SCARY.

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Joey wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Joey wrote:The new Harry Potter film is rubbish.


Other than a few misteps, I thought it was actually pretty good, and a fitting end to the series. What made you think it was rubbish?

No Ron or Hermione.
No magic.
No Dumbledore.
NO SNAPE!!!
Johnny-Crass gets it ;D


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Will have to check it out. Not a big fan of scary movies (Games don't leave you saying "LOOK BEHIND YOU, IDIOT!") but I'm open to new things.

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Harry Potter and the Black Woman is a terrible film. Hammer should be ashamed to have attached it's name to this movie.

To sum it up, this movie relies on jump scares, and that is about it. It's beautiful aesthetic and scenery is ruined by typical loud noise jump scares, and I mean a jump scare every 5 minutes, no joke. This movie is simply a pandering to female audience members who follow Daniel (such as my lady friend) and provides amateur jump scares to keep women frightened while their boyfriends cross their arms and try to stay awake.

Spoiler:
The climax is ruined by an ending that completely trashes everything the hero does to resolve the situation. This movie is akin to the 5th Element in such that after the heroes figure out how to defeat the evil planet and use the elements at the end, and instead of defeating the planet as the plot and story said they would, the evil planet simply says, bah, I'll kill you anyway, ignores the plot and story, and kills the heroes anyway.


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BuFFo wrote:Harry Potter and the Black Woman is a terrible film. Hammer should be ashamed to have attached it's name to this movie.

To sum it up, this movie relies on jump scares, and that is about it. It's beautiful aesthetic and scenery is ruined by typical loud noise jump scares, and I mean a jump scare every 5 minutes, no joke. This movie is simply a pandering to female audience members who follow Daniel (such as my lady friend) and provides amateur jump scares to keep women frightened while their boyfriends cross their arms and try to stay awake.

Spoiler:
The climax is ruined by an ending that completely trashes everything the hero does to resolve the situation. This movie is akin to the 5th Element in such that after the heroes figure out how to defeat the evil planet and use the elements at the end, and instead of defeating the planet as the plot and story said they would, the evil planet simply says, bah, I'll kill you anyway, ignores the plot and story, and kills the heroes anyway.




I wasn't quite sure what I thought about it at first, so I went and saw it again, and you're right. It was the sort of movie that would have shared the gak out of people 40 years ago, but people have seen so many horror movies nowadays that it's almost a waste of time to make them.

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Ah it's just what I thought then.
   
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So, DVD rental then
   
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Kilkrazy wrote:I haven't seen it yet. I enjoy films like The Outsiders more than schlock-horror for actual chills, so it might be all right.


The Outsiders does have some scary ghosts.




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Aww man that was a good movie.
   
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The play is the scariest thing I've ever seen, granted, I'm a big girl's blouse but the feeling of pyschological pressure in a room with *real* people in it, not on a screen, was near unbearable.

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Joey wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Joey wrote:The new Harry Potter film is rubbish.


Other than a few misteps, I thought it was actually pretty good, and a fitting end to the series. What made you think it was rubbish?

No Ron or Hermione.
No magic.
No Dumbledore.
NO SNAPE!!!
Johnny-Crass gets it ;D


I got it too Call me conceited, but I think you, me and JC are a certain caliber of awesome. The club could not handle us right now, so to speak.

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I just saw it tonight. It seems to think it has swapped gore for depth. Sadly it hasn't. It is pretty though and it has Ciaran Hinds in it (Caeser from Rome). Overall I thought the film was quite good.


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I just wanted to side step for a sec, and say that Rome, was an awesome series
   
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I wanted to see this, but I'm hesitant. Just afraid it's gonna be a "Let's let harry potter play something different so everyone goes to see it since it's harry potter playing a guy with a 5 o'clock shadow so he doesn't look like harry anymore" kind of movie.

 
   
 
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