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I just bought a Kinect, and have no idea what to do with it. I don't know voice commands, all the nuances, and all I know is Kinect Adventures is way better than Wii Sports.
If someone could help me out here (Don't say throw it in the trash) that would be great.
Also, as a joke, I told the Kinect "Xbox! Become Self Aware!" and it gave me an error message. It's trying to throw me off the trail, see?
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
I'm gonna get a kinect and then i can have a Simba!
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
purplefood wrote:I'm gonna get a kinect and then i can have a Simba!
Goddamn it now I have to buy Kinectamals...
You were totally going to anyway
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
My friends reckon it works best if you put on a faux-Chinese accent, for some bizarre reason.
Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Im still trying to think of a cool name for xboxlive, something that has a nice ring to it, but also, feels like a kick in the nuts if possible. Ideas?
Purplefood's B***h
If that doesn't take your fancy what about:
Oliver Cromwell
I mean...
Why not?
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
You can, he's a terrible gamer in everything he plays.
Also damn Soladrin, he made me go back to my xbox.
Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
Everyone can kick my arse... i die a lot... i mean a lot... I get my own back by being the driver
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Whereupon you take people with you instead of just dying solo.
You guys play BF3 on Xbox right?
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Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
I'm like a magician... A magician of suicide... 'Like falling, with style'- Purplefood 21 AD Ave Pyramadis Galeam
Yeah we do MrDr person...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Oh, Im hoping I only suck briefly. Im not fantasitc like Pro fantastic, but once I get the hang of things, I usually do rather well. Usually, please BF3, dont make me look like a whore
Well that's something to get then. Iron Brigade wont last me till Armoured Core V.
And after seeing Kings post... BF3 is what will do that? No...
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Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
Indeed it will On the + side it would be hilarious to see the kill feed...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Even bullets would fail to penetrate our idiocy field.
Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
I can make you look like a pro in BF3, in two simple steps!
1) You play as a Medic, with a Medpack and Defibrillator.
2) You stay in my squad, when I have 2x Frag Grenades as a Support.
We can be chuckin' grenades so often they'll think it's Easter!
No way man, I wont be no god forsaken medic. Im most likely going to be that crazy bastard surfing on the nose of a jet, with a lit stick of TNT in one hand, and a machine gun blasting into the air in the other. And this crazy train is heading strait at your grenade squad
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For those of us with Kids, its actually quite fun stuff Sol.
As I'm what other folks would label a hardcore gamer, I appreciate we don't want dancing segiments in Halo 4. (Or do we ) and games I would consider solo or online multiplayer games focused with competive play such as most Shooters don't want much (ie none) in Kinect compatability. Judgement is seriously still out on Mass Effect 3.
However with family, or even friends around for a few hours, they past the time in a much more entertaining manner than breaking out Monopoly for the umptienth time.
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"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.
Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
I want the DDR version of Halo... I would spend so much time on that game...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
) and games I would consider solo or online multiplayer games focused with competive play such as most Shooters don't want much (ie none) in Kinect compatability. Judgement is seriously still out on Mass Effect 3.