Stonewall Jackson invades local school! Quick Saves Da Wimminz!

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**Frazzled**

http://www.timesnews.net/article/9044419/civil-war-re-enactor-causes-lockdown-at-schools

BRISTOL, Va. — A report of a man with a gun sent two school campuses into alert mode Tuesday morning, but the man turned out to be a Civil War re-enactor carrying a long rifle for a presentation.

According to the Bristol Police Department, officers responded to a report of a man carrying a rifle on Moore Street near Virginia Intermont College just before 9 a.m. Police started searching the area and notified V.I. officials of the circumstances.

Saint Anne’s Catholic School, which is a block away, also was notified.

V.I. went into a “Shelter In Place” alert, and Saint Anne’s went into a lockdown. V.I. security officials soon advised police that they had verified information about a Civil War re-enactor who was speaking to a history class on the campus.

The speaker had apparently brought a long rifle to show the class and was probably seen leaving as he carried that rifle, police said. Both schools canceled their alerts and resumed normal operations.

**Manchu**

My middle school was named Stonewall Jackson. Every hallway was named after a civil war general. We cleaned rifled muskets as homework!

Okay, one of those statements is false.

**Grakmar**

Manchu wrote:My middle school was named Stonewall Jackson. Every hallway was named after a civil war general. We cleaned rifled muskets as homework!

Okay, one of those statements is false.

I know! It was your grammar school!

**Manchu**

Nope. The front hall had no name.

**Kid_Kyoto**

Manchu wrote:My middle school was named Stonewall Jackson. Every hallway was named after a civil war general. We cleaned rifled muskets as homework!

Okay, one of those statements is false.

Loyalist or Traitor generals?

**Manchu**

Wasn't it First Captain Sherman who said "let Georgia burn"?

**Piston Honda**

Manchu wrote:Wasn't it First Captain Sherman who said "let Georgia burn"?

Well they got a Hockey team named after the event.

But moved to Calgary.

**Frazzled**

Sherman. now thats how you put down a rebellion.

**Piston Honda**

Frazzled wrote:Sherman. now thats how you put down a rebellion.

So my idea of Candy, booze and porno would not put down a rebellion?

**Squidmanlolz**

Piston Honda wrote:
Frazzled wrote:Sherman. now thats how you put down a rebellion.

So my idea of Candy, booze and porno would not put down a rebellion?

It very well might be able to distract and pacify them just long enough to... *Now! Firebomb them now!*