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Brother
>Brother
The heretic marines of Slaanesh are moving towards our position
>I stand ready to resist their advances
Was that a joke, my brother?
>It was indeed brother.
I found it amusing.
>As did I brother. Enough of this levity, it is time for war.

Brother
>Brother
How many Guardsmen does it take to paint a Leman Russ?
>My knowledge is insufficient in this area Brother, please enlighten me.
Depends how hard you throw them Brother
>GUFFAW

>Brother Thorek, what do you call an Eldar who has stopped scheming?
What?
>A dead Eldar
GUFFAW

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