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The Brits have hot-dog-stuffed-crust pizza, but we can beat that!
It’s really not fair. Lucky residents of Britain can now buy a Pizza Hut pizza with a crust stuffed with a hot dog. And it comes with a "free" mustard drizzle!
It's grosser than the cheese-stuffed crust pizza we get in this country, though not as gross, I’d argue, as a vegetarian pizza I once got in Britain that was just a crust topped with those canned cubed vegetables.
Here it is on the British menu! I am going over there in a few weeks, and now I know what one of my meals won’t be.
An item over at Time asks us to soul-search how this fair nation can “redeem its title as most unhealthy country?”
Let’s see now. We may have lost on this one (Pizza Hut has no imminent plans to bring the hot-dog-stuffed-crust pizza over here), but I think we’re still up there with the greatest.
Case in point: the image above, a "TNT Super Dog" cooked up a Pasadena's Slaw Dogs that contains chili, cheese, bacon, pastrami, fries, grilled onion and a fried egg (upon request), wrapped in a giant tortilla.
I really want that fething Pizza!
Has anyone eaten one yet? Has anyone even seen one advertised?!
And how do our American Cousins know about our pizza before us?!
Also, ive been out in Pasadena about 100 times, and I've never had a TNT SuperDog?!
Any California residents been lucky enough?
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
Kilkrazy wrote:I've seen hot dog stuffed pizza in Japan.
Japan has some of the weirdest ideas for toppings. all fruits, veggies, fish, any sea critter for that matter, and mayonnaise what is up with the mayo?
Wait..."Great" British food is a pseudo-Italian dish topped with Italian style cheese and sausage, and a crust stuffed with a German Sausage all served by an American Food chain?
David Mitchel was right about you.
Avatar 720 wrote: You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
Of course he was right, David Mitchell is always right.
If he and Stephen Fry had some sort of strange man-baby together, it'd be nothing short of awesome.
EDIT: Forgot about the pizza... I want one.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Kilkrazy wrote:I've seen hot dog stuffed pizza in Japan.
Japan has some of the weirdest ideas for toppings. all fruits, veggies, fish, any sea critter for that matter, and mayonnaise what is up with the mayo?
Don't knock the fish pizza untill you have tried it. Delicious.
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Ouze wrote: I can't wait to buy one of these, open the box, peek at the sprues, and then put it back in the box and store it unpainted for years.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
mattyrm wrote:And how do our American Cousins know about our pizza before us?!
Why do you suppose we give billions of tax dollars to the CIA?
Cheers!
DUDE some of us live a little close to Langley for you to be saying stuff like that. NO NO I DIDN"T DO ITIT WAS PHANATik...........(door slams)
CIA bug planted...
No really that is either gonna be epically good or horrificly bad.
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AustonT wrote:Wait..."Great" British food is a pseudo-Italian dish topped with Italian style cheese and sausage, and a crust stuffed with a German Sausage all served by an American Food chain?
David Mitchel was right about you.
No, Charlie Brooker is right about everything.
NSFW BTW.
The pizza needs to be deep fried to become proper British food.
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Yes Auston I'm well aware Pizza isnt actually British food, but I didn't want to start an article about pork pies and mushy peas did I?!
I'm genuinely stunned though, I cant believe how many people say it looks disgusting!
I watch what I eat 5 days a week so I can eat gak all weekend and drink booze without giving up on my waist size and exercise regimen, so I'm not some sort of serial lard bucket with an arse like a Buffalo and an eight figure blood pressure, but surely if you like hotdogs (everyone does!) and you like pizza (everyone does!) you would want one of these? Food that is terrible for you generally tastes awesome, and these fething things are bound to have about 4000 calories in them and about three days saturated fat.
Oh and I checked my local PH online.. they may not have started advertising it, but they are indeed selling it.
So I'll knack one on Saturday and let you lot know how it went!
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
I love pesto, and any and all cheese, so I could happily knack... er... both of them.
After a pizza with a big feth off sausage wedged into the crust obviously.
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
mattyrm wrote: This still hasn't been advertised in the UK amusingly enough, but during my weekly trawl through California's news-stands I found an amusing article..
The Brits have hot-dog-stuffed-crust pizza, but we can beat that!
It’s really not fair. Lucky residents of Britain can now buy a Pizza Hut pizza with a crust stuffed with a hot dog. And it comes with a "free" mustard drizzle!
It's grosser than the cheese-stuffed crust pizza we get in this country, though not as gross, I’d argue, as a vegetarian pizza I once got in Britain that was just a crust topped with those canned cubed vegetables.
Here it is on the British menu! I am going over there in a few weeks, and now I know what one of my meals won’t be.
An item over at Time asks us to soul-search how this fair nation can “redeem its title as most unhealthy country?”
Let’s see now. We may have lost on this one (Pizza Hut has no imminent plans to bring the hot-dog-stuffed-crust pizza over here), but I think we’re still up there with the greatest.
Case in point: the image above, a "TNT Super Dog" cooked up a Pasadena's Slaw Dogs that contains chili, cheese, bacon, pastrami, fries, grilled onion and a fried egg (upon request), wrapped in a giant tortilla.
I really want that fething Pizza!
Has anyone eaten one yet? Has anyone even seen one advertised?!
And how do our American Cousins know about our pizza before us?!
Also, ive been out in Pasadena about 100 times, and I've never had a TNT SuperDog?!
Any California residents been lucky enough?
Oh the Humanity!
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mattyrm wrote: Yes Auston I'm well aware Pizza isnt actually British food, but I didn't want to start an article about pork pies and mushy peas did I?!
I'm genuinely stunned though, I cant believe how many people say it looks disgusting!
I watch what I eat 5 days a week so I can eat gak all weekend and drink booze without giving up on my waist size and exercise regimen, so I'm not some sort of serial lard bucket with an arse like a Buffalo and an eight figure blood pressure, but surely if you like hotdogs (everyone does!) and you like pizza (everyone does!) you would want one of these? Food that is terrible for you generally tastes awesome, and these fething things are bound to have about 4000 calories in them and about three days saturated fat.
Oh and I checked my local PH online.. they may not have started advertising it, but they are indeed selling it.
So I'll knack one on Saturday and let you lot know how it went!
I used to do that and this year instead have eaten like gak all week, I don't reccomend it. Now I have to take the long climb back up to fitness...It are the suck. Meanwhile I didnt actually say it looked bad, and the OP article called stuffed crust bad to which I reply: "sod off stuck up hoser" But I follow a rule I learned in my youth: Never mix trailer park foods. No mac and cheese and fried spam, no ramen and snak paks, and no pizza and hot dogs.
Tell me what its like though.
I'll be spending this weekend smoking corned beef into pastrami in a new smoker. Last Saturday I added some apple wood pellets to the charcoals to flavor some 3cm strip steaks...it was happily smoking away; when I opened it to flip the steaks it fireballed in my face. The wife has now promised me an electric smoker to replace my eyelashes, brows, facial hair, and a good portion of my mop. Luckily I was wearing a hoodie or my manly arms would be bare as well.
Avatar 720 wrote: You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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