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2012/04/17 18:51:58
Subject: Ork Holidays...
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Well, I was wondering do Orks have holidays? Like Orkmas and Grotines day etc.? What presents would they give? What are your views?
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2012/04/17 18:52:59
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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I'm pretty sure Orks would celebrate a holiday the same way they celebrate any other day: Lots of fungus beer, lots of fightin', krumpin' n' dakka.
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2012/04/18 03:33:00
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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I would think that the Warboss of an Ork band would innaugarate commemorations of partiularly fun victories.
"We Krumped Da Blue 'Umies Day" has a nice ring to it.
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2012/04/18 03:42:46
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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And for presents they would use Ultramarine helmets stuffed with stikbombz...just for lolz...
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2012/04/18 11:01:03
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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And humie brain cake would be served while they sing orkish songs.
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2012/04/18 11:37:28
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Fighter Pilot
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Brother SRM wrote:I'm pretty sure Orks would celebrate a holiday the same way they celebrate any other day: Lots of fungus beer, lots of fightin', krumpin' n' dakka.
That, and by abusing some more grotz.
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2012/04/18 16:02:18
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The celebrate Mork day on May 6 and Celebrate Gork day on June 5.
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2012/04/18 20:27:31
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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kronk wrote:The celebrate Mork day on May 6 and Celebrate Gork day on June 5.
This joke is way more clever and funny than I thought it was.
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2012/04/19 00:53:24
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Lurking Gaunt
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Well for last ork Christmas the emperium sent the tyranids their way, they probably figured that was a present.
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2012/04/19 01:40:42
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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I assume that Orky gingerbread concoctions are standard.
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2012/04/19 07:44:09
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Mmmm... 
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2012/04/19 09:53:52
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Commanding Orc Boss
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A brand new choppa with a ribbon might make a nice little present for a fellow greenskin.
By the way, that battlew.... eh cake looks yummy.
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2012/04/19 17:00:58
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Fixture of Dakka
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Brother SRM wrote:kronk wrote:The celebrate Mork day on May 6 and Celebrate Gork day on June 5.
This joke is way more clever and funny than I thought it was.
It's so funny and clever that I don't get it... 
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2012/04/19 17:40:02
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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Just Dave wrote:Brother SRM wrote:kronk wrote:The celebrate Mork day on May 6 and Celebrate Gork day on June 5.
This joke is way more clever and funny than I thought it was.
It's so funny and clever that I don't get it...
They celebrate one on 5/6 and one on 6/5. One is brutal cunning, one is cunning brutality.
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2012/04/19 19:06:29
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Brother SRM wrote:They celebrate one on 5/6 and one on 6/5. One is brutal cunning, one is cunning brutality.
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2012/04/19 19:11:54
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Any day that orks get to smash some skulls is a holiday for them. 
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2012/04/19 20:16:03
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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Jan 1st: New Year Krump Day
Jan 2nd: Day After New Year Krump Day
Jan 3rd: Day After Day After New Year Krump Day
.... and so on.
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2012/04/20 00:01:59
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I hear that orks celebrate 'Orf hour, when in the interests of not using up all the fuel, all speedfreaks have to switch off ('orf) thier vehicles ignition for one hour. The other orks are already sitting in good vantage points with fungas beer at the ready, waiting for the speedfreaks twitchiness and aggro to kick in.
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2012/04/20 01:04:18
Subject: Ork Holidays...
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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Gah! N ow i'm gunna have to write orky orkmas carols!
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2012/04/20 01:09:35
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loota boy wrote:Gah! N ow i'm gunna have to write orky orkmas carols!
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