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Hi dakka,
Me and my friend were thinking of funny scenarios which can happen on the game,
We came up with this...

IG command squad with nork, commander and commissar loose combat, fail leadership,
Commissar executes the commander, nork kills the commissar, fail the re roll leadership,
Get chased down and kills the last of the enemy with his special rule leaving nothing from either side!

That's my faviourite scenario tell me what ones you've come up with...

He wouldn't rage out on the enemy if he is swept, since he doesn't lose a wound in that scenario.

That's not really a scenario, just a special rule. I can't think of many funny scenarios specifically, but plenty of funny special rules. We had a sort of campaign for a summer in my old gaming group we called "battle for dirt planet" which involved pits of hungry bio-lions, and all armies wore green causing mass confusion in every battle. The narrative and happenings in each game are what made it funniest though.

The funnier thing is when you have it happen to Creed's Command squad.

Its just Creed and the commissar left. Creed fails his Ld test, Commissar executes Creed, Commissar fails reroll and falls back.


There was the time I had 2 marines fighting a couple of Ork boyz. Its my shooting phase and my Vindicator fires, misses, and scatters onto the combat. Entire combat is vaporized.



And finally, Appoc game.

Accross from me is a Greentide formation 150 strong. I send a squad of GKTs with Justicar Thawn in to speed bump them. Naturally the Termies die pretty horribly and the Greentide advances.

On my Turn, Thawn stands back up in the middle of the Greentide(a convinient island)

See how this could be to my advantage I just shoot my stormbolter.

On his turn, his boyz have to charge Thawn because of Rage


This goes on till the end of the game. Thawn tying down an entire Greentide and getting back up every turn. And each turn my Titan is plastering the Greentide with Turbo-laser and Plasma blasts.

Grey Templar wrote:Accross from me is a Greentide formation 150 strong. I send a squad of GKTs with Justicar Thawn in to speed bump them. Naturally the Termies die pretty horribly and the Greentide advances.

On my Turn, Thawn stands back up in the middle of the Greentide(a convinient island)

See how this could be to my advantage I just shoot my stormbolter.

On his turn, his boyz have to charge Thawn because of Rage


This goes on till the end of the game. Thawn tying down an entire Greentide and getting back up every turn. And each turn my Titan is plastering the Greentide with Turbo-laser and Plasma blasts.

Wow, if I was the Ork player I'd hate that! Not the whiney 'I give up' hate, it'd find it funny
I can just imagine the Orks:
'WAAAGH!'
*Hacks Thawn to pieces*
'Let's get'em boyz! Wot? He's not dead? '
*Repeat*

master of the forge gets shot by all guns from a monolith and only loses one wound and then killed some necrons and eventully killed by a necron warrior


(necrons are TOMB KINGS IN SPACE!!!!!)

I had something similar with a commissar on a smaller scale. First time I ever used a commissar, the squad gets killed down to just the commissar and the priest, who tries to run away...



... the commissar guns down the priest, and then proceeds to run away, with such... bravery... that he avoids being swept. He then proceeds to calmly walk all the way back to get less cowardly reinforcements...



So yeah, not a great start to commissars. Humorous, though.

Is that one mortar crewmen bald?

Yeah, I've got several bald and receding hairline guardsmen. A couple of greying guardsmen as well.

Nothing emphasizes the raw humanity of the guard quite as much as a bad comb-over.