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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDVQ6jASnBQ


I want say fake, unfortunately this not impossible in America.

For those of us who can't be bothered to sign in to YouTube to watch the clip, what happens in one sentence?

Fat person is fat?
Just guessing I can't be bothered to sign in.

Kilkrazy wrote:For those of us who can't be bothered to sign in to YouTube to watch the clip, what happens in one sentence?

Dude is pissed about his order and gets in a fight with some other customer.


You all see man butt for a few seconds, I'm calling it fake because the fighting looked.... fake. That or they are drunk and weak.

Kilkrazy wrote:For those of us who can't be bothered to sign in to YouTube to watch the clip, what happens in one sentence?

fat man gets upset that he got a burger instead of a cheeseburger and starts a fight with a guy who got a cheeseburger

Guy starts threatening everyone because he didn't get a cheese burger. Guy goes towards another guy as if to hit him gets taken down and put in a kimura. Guy on top pins the fat angry dude down.

I dont think it was fake piston. The guy in yellow couldn't fight for gak and the other guy was trying to restrain him using some very basic brazillain jiu jitsu rather than hurt him. Most people are real clumsy once a fight hits the ground.

Ancient Buddha say do not get between the Fatman and his prey.

Ancient TBone says the Fatman is the third favorite human type.
1. Grandmothers. truly easy mark for snacks and warm comfy belly pillow.
2. Teenagers. They are a walking disatster area. Lots of food bits falling on the floor. Circle like a shark until they leave.
3. The Fatman. Gets so man may throw his food. = PROFIT!

Thanks for the precis.

The danger with fighting a fat man is that he may overbalance and fall on you.

Guy fighting and screaming is not even a fat man, so congrats for automatically assuming he is Dakka.

About 5 seconds into this video I would have called 911 and walked away from that jackhole. Of course I have lost all tolerance for entitlement customers.

No thats what a typical "fight" looks like between 2 people. Its very much not like what you see in movies. Its not fake, that guy was just an idiot. I thought it was funny how he kept running his mouth and the guy with the cheeserburger took him down in like 4 seconds

Guy who thinks he can fight takes on guy who actually knows how to wrestle. Bad choice...

+1000 internetz for the takedown technique though.

d-usa wrote:Guy fighting and screaming is not even a fat man, so congrats for automatically assuming he is Dakka.

About 5 seconds into this video I would have called 911 and walked away from that jackhole. Of course I have lost all tolerance for entitlement customers.

Well, he wasn't quite a skinny guy exactly. Probably fatter than I am, which qualifies you for fat, as I'm kind of a fat guy myself. He just wasn't spherical or anything.

Why do people get that uptight about a $2 burger? Especially a fast food quality $2 burger? It doesn't seem worth it.

I once personally witnessed a fight at a Chinese buffet over some crab legs the staff just put out. The cops got called and arrested them.... it was fantastic!

Clthomps wrote:I once personally witnessed a fight at a Chinese buffet over some crab legs the staff just put out. The cops got called and arrested them.... it was fantastic!

And then you got the crab legs?

daedalus wrote:

d-usa wrote:Guy fighting and screaming is not even a fat man, so congrats for automatically assuming he is Dakka.

About 5 seconds into this video I would have called 911 and walked away from that jackhole. Of course I have lost all tolerance for entitlement customers.

Well, he wasn't quite a skinny guy exactly. Probably fatter than I am, which qualifies you for fat, as I'm kind of a fat guy myself. He just wasn't spherical or anything.

Why do people get that uptight about a $2 burger? Especially a fast food quality $2 burger? It doesn't seem worth it.

I hear ya, gak just go down the street to one of the 5 other fast food joints, and get a gakky burger. Now if it were a Red Robins burger.....maybe

KingCracker wrote:

daedalus wrote:

d-usa wrote:Guy fighting and screaming is not even a fat man, so congrats for automatically assuming he is Dakka.

About 5 seconds into this video I would have called 911 and walked away from that jackhole. Of course I have lost all tolerance for entitlement customers.

Well, he wasn't quite a skinny guy exactly. Probably fatter than I am, which qualifies you for fat, as I'm kind of a fat guy myself. He just wasn't spherical or anything.

Why do people get that uptight about a $2 burger? Especially a fast food quality $2 burger? It doesn't seem worth it.

I hear ya, gak just go down the street to one of the 5 other fast food joints, and get a gakky burger. Now if it were a Red Robins burger.....maybe

Keep the burger, give me the steak fries.

KingCracker wrote:
I hear ya, gak just go down the street to one of the 5 other fast food joints, and get a gakky burger. Now if it were a Red Robins burger.....maybe

I try to avoid massive chains as much as possible. That might make me kind of a hipster according to some, I'm sure. I tend to just eat at one of the pubs near home or at the cafeteria at work if I'm not eating at home.

Red Robin's is pretty tasty though. Throwing a fit there might be worth it.

Frazzled wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

daedalus wrote:

d-usa wrote:Guy fighting and screaming is not even a fat man, so congrats for automatically assuming he is Dakka.

About 5 seconds into this video I would have called 911 and walked away from that jackhole. Of course I have lost all tolerance for entitlement customers.

Well, he wasn't quite a skinny guy exactly. Probably fatter than I am, which qualifies you for fat, as I'm kind of a fat guy myself. He just wasn't spherical or anything.

Why do people get that uptight about a $2 burger? Especially a fast food quality $2 burger? It doesn't seem worth it.

I hear ya, gak just go down the street to one of the 5 other fast food joints, and get a gakky burger. Now if it were a Red Robins burger.....maybe

Keep the burger, give me the steak fries.

At least at RR you can get a drink while watching the fight.

Yes indeedy

Yea, steak fries are definitely have the meal for sure. Theres a Steak house about 15 minutes from here called Lucky's, basically its THE BEST steak house for hours, easy. Anyway, the once a year I get enough funds to go there, I order a big ass steak, done medium rare, and steak fries. Then you just let them sombitches soak for a few minutes. Its heaven, simply heaven

Notice that this is St. Patrick's day. The day Americans have determined to mean lets all be drunk asses day. So yeah, fat drunk and hungry gets angry and, yes he is fat. Big fat loud mouth boy.

I actually love St. Patrick's day as a bar and club owner this makes up for the slow winter. You just have to make sure you have enough security.

d-usa wrote:Guy fighting and screaming is not even a fat man, so congrats for automatically assuming he is Dakka.

Only if America got even fatter is he not considered a fat man, he has a gut like my fething Dad, and he drinks 90 pints a week!

Ah drunks. At least, I hope he was drunk because the only other explanation is that he's really, really dumb. I actually laughed out loud at how quickly he was neutralized after threatening to kick various asses.

Also he's definitely a bit overweight (IE, fat).

See, I can believe people going nuts about ordering food incorrectly-I watched it happen in Portland, Oregon. Guy who looked like Samuel L. Jackson (wasn't him) ordered a burger from Jack in the Box, and I was standing in line behind him. After he gets his order, he asks the girl at the counter "Does that have cheese on it?" She says yes, he flips out, starts swearing at her, says he didn't want cheese and they need to make him a new one, and they need to have a full description of EVERYTHING on each item, that pictures aren't good enough. He demands to talk to the manager, and threatens to sue Jack in the Box because they put cheese on his cheeseburger. True story. I almost started laughing, but he sounded so crazy I was afraid he might kill me.

Burger fanatics are nuts.

When I worked for McD's we would have a guy come in and order a Cheeseburger without cheese.

But not a hamburger, a cheeseburger without cheese!

Because cheeseburgers have super special seasoning on them that make them tastier than a hamburger, but he didn't want the cheese.

Go figure.

Maybe he just liked those gakky little onion pellets they put on the cheeseburgers and couldn't figure out which sandwiches gave you those and which ones gave you the 'real' onions.

At least, that's me trying to be logical in the face of the human element.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=IbsbJByfmgU
The guy was drunk.
But here is the ending.
Sober.

d-usa wrote:When I worked for McD's we would have a guy come in and order a Cheeseburger without cheese.

But not a hamburger, a cheeseburger without cheese!

Because cheeseburgers have super special seasoning on them that make them tastier than a hamburger, but he didn't want the cheese.

Go figure.

I order a McDouble without cheese because there isn't an option for "double hamburger"-I like the two patties for a buck, rather than a single patty for $0.84. But a regular cheeseburger to a hamburger? Weird. To each their own I guess. You should have rang it in as a hamburger and see if he threatens a lawsuit or the destruction of your entire extended family.

Damn, that was funny.

The guy saying "I have a cheeseburger, and its sooo good!" at the drunken idiot was priceless. Almost as much as him easily subdueing the guy who was "gonna beat him down right in this restaurant!"

Thank God for camera phones.

Asherian Command wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=IbsbJByfmgU
The guy was drunk.
But here is the ending.
Sober.

Dude its McDonald's their burgers aren't even made of decent soylent green, just pond scum and mad cow juice.
So glad I wasn't involved. The wife tells me I am a bit of a hothead if you actually talk at me.