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2012/05/24 11:47:28
Subject: Now this is my kind of ex President
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I miss you Bill!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/23/bill-clinton-porn-stars/
Bill Clinton just out-Clinton'd himself -- posing with two famous porn stars in Monaco moments ago ... and one of them's a real up-and-comer.
Clinton's in a Monte Carlo casino right now for a special "Nights in Monaco" gala event -- and several celebrities are in attendance ... including Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson ... and a BUNCH OF PORN STARS.
The two porn stars on Bill's arms are Tasha Reign (left) and Brooklyn Lee -- AVN's "Best New Starlet" in porn.
Brooklyn -- who just posted the pic on her Twitter account -- also just won the award for "Best Sex Scene" in "Mission Asspossible." As for Tasha's film credits ... those include "Baby Got Boobs 8" and "Farm Girls Gone Bad."
Our guess -- Bill did not have sexual relations with these women.
What it IS Bill ...
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/05/24 11:58:53
Subject: Now this is my kind of ex President
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Prescient Cryptek of Eternity
Mayhem Comics in Des Moines, Iowa
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Mission Asspossible... Man I love porn movie titles.
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2012/05/24 12:40:03
Subject: Now this is my kind of ex President
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Aduro wrote:Mission Asspossible... Man I love porn movie titles.
You and me both man, they are friggin hilarious 
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2012/05/24 12:52:03
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Ahh, Clinton. I wan't really alive to see his policies, but it is quite hilarious to see his hijinks!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/05/24 13:07:18
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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... is this an example of filly-bustering a practise I've oft heard mentioned about in USA politics so often ?
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2012/05/24 13:16:09
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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reds8n wrote:... is this an example of filly-bustering a practise I've oft heard mentioned about in USA politics so often ?
You're good. you're real good.  I really do miss Bill Clinton. Had he evolved to this level while President I would have voted for a constitutional change to three terms, and I hate politicans. Bill Clinton, the only President most likely found in a conga line. Da Da do do DA DA! Da Da do do DA DA!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/05/24 13:16:39
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/05/25 23:37:39
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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Zealous Sin-Eater
Montreal
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In related news, one lady in weird ugly plaid suits fumed so much over this news she now has a steady following of Pro-Kyoto protesters.
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[...] for conflict is the great teacher, and pain, the perfect educator. |
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2012/05/25 23:51:05
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2012/05/26 00:00:41
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos
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Kovnik Obama wrote:In related news, one lady in weird ugly plaid suits fumed so much over this news she now has a steady following of Pro-Kyoto protesters.
Bill had no chance...
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2012/05/26 00:06:48
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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Nigel Stillman
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CT GAMER wrote:Kovnik Obama wrote:In related news, one lady in weird ugly plaid suits fumed so much over this news she now has a steady following of Pro-Kyoto protesters.
Bill had no chance...
I don't know man, he's got a really contented smile on his face…
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2012/05/26 00:25:28
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Meh, he's Bill Clinton.
He can just grow another pair 
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/05/26 00:34:39
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Bill Clinton is great. He's definitely one of the more human politicians. Even though I like Obama, he doesn't seem like a guy I could have a beer with, ya know? But Bill Clinton and me would be buds.
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2012/05/26 00:40:01
Subject: Now this is my kind of ex President
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Armored Iron Breaker
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Love it .
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Banished, from my own homeland. And now you dare enter my realm?... you are not prepared.
dogma wrote:Did she at least have a nice rack?
Love it!
Play Chaos Dwarfs, Dwarfs, Brets and British FoW (Canadian Rifle and Armoured)
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2012/05/26 08:17:27
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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LoneLictor wrote:Bill Clinton is great. He's definitely one of the more human politicians. Even though I like Obama, he doesn't seem like a guy I could have a beer with, ya know? But Bill Clinton and me would be buds.
This isn't directed at you, exactly, but I've never understood this litmus test - the "beer" test. Whether it be surgeons, fighter pilots, or presidents, the metrics I would use don't include "personal approachability".
I also miss Clinton, though.
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 lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
 Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2012/05/26 10:09:20
Subject: Now this is my kind of ex President
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, you can't have a drink with Romney...
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2012/05/26 12:53:06
Subject: Now this is my kind of ex President
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Well, you can't have a drink with Romney...
Ohhhhh... Good one
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2012/05/26 18:55:21
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Ouze wrote:LoneLictor wrote:Bill Clinton is great. He's definitely one of the more human politicians. Even though I like Obama, he doesn't seem like a guy I could have a beer with, ya know? But Bill Clinton and me would be buds.
This isn't directed at you, exactly, but I've never understood this litmus test - the "beer" test. Whether it be surgeons, fighter pilots, or presidents, the metrics I would use don't include "personal approachability".
I also miss Clinton, though.
Yeah, the beer test isn't a valid one. I still support Obama, even though he'd probably fail the beer test.
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2012/05/26 19:07:14
Subject: Re:Now this is my kind of ex President
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Zealous Sin-Eater
Montreal
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He would nail my doobie test like no tomorrow, tho...
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