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2012/05/30 09:08:54
Subject: Female orks?
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Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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So how do the orks keep reproducing? i mean we have killed a lot of them but their numbers never go down. Im not going to lie that would be terrifying if there was ork females, you thought the males where bad you aint seen nothing.
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To many unpainted models to count. |
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2012/05/30 09:13:48
Subject: Female orks?
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
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Im not an exspert on orks but as far as i know when orks are killed there bodys break down into spores which new orks grow from kinda like a massive mushroom that will kill you so no need for females as they reproduce through fighting basicly.
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2012/05/30 10:23:52
Subject: Female orks?
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Orks spore. They are asexual. Like other fungi.
Not just by dying. They scatter spores like we drop skin cells, hair and so on. When they die, they release a crapload more.
If there's ONE ork on your planet, there will soon be a whole lot more.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2012/05/30 10:28:20
Subject: Re:Female orks?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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NONE. They are magic mushrooms - they reproduce through spores.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/05/30 12:23:08
Subject: Re:Female orks?
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Fully-charged Electropriest
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Tadashi wrote:NONE. They are magic mushrooms - they reproduce through spores.
This.
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2012/05/30 12:52:13
Subject: Female orks?
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Ork Admiral Kroozin Da Kosmos on Da Hulk
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In before ork cheerleader 
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7 Ork facts people always get wrong:
Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other.
A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot.
Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests.
Orks actually do not think that purple makes them harder to see. The joke was made canon by Alex Stewart's Caphias Cain books.
Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor.
Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers.
Orks do not have the power of believe. |
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2012/05/30 13:25:00
Subject: Female orks?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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A Warhammer Fantasy female Orc. 40k Orks are fungus, and are inherently sexless. Jidmah wrote:In before ork cheerleader
Son of a gun... Now I gotta post it...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/05/30 13:44:10
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/05/30 13:26:20
Subject: Female orks?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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It's broken. And in 40k, Orks are explicitly asexual - as I've said before, they're 'magic mushrooms'.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/05/30 13:29:33
Subject: Female orks?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Um... I agreed with you...
I said in Fantasy there can be female orcs.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/05/30 13:40:32
Subject: Female orks?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Chowderhead wrote:Um... I agreed with you...
I said in Fantasy there can be female orcs.
Sorry, if I caused offense, I just misunderstood your post. But the pic is broken.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/05/30 13:43:36
Subject: Female orks?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Tadashi wrote:Chowderhead wrote:Um... I agreed with you...
I said in Fantasy there can be female orcs.
Sorry, if I caused offense, I just misunderstood your post. But the pic is broken.
Still? Harumph... Edit: Fixed! And No offence taken, me hearty!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/05/30 13:44:34
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/05/30 13:51:08
Subject: Female orks?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Chowderhead wrote:Tadashi wrote:Chowderhead wrote:Um... I agreed with you...
I said in Fantasy there can be female orcs.
Sorry, if I caused offense, I just misunderstood your post. But the pic is broken.
Still?
Harumph...
Edit: Fixed!
And No offence taken, me hearty!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
My eyes! That is by far the most terrifying image I have ever seen. I think I'd rather go fight Kaibhanda with a broken chair leg than look at it again.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/05/30 15:25:10
Subject: Female orks?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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What has been seen...cannot be...unseen...
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2012/05/30 17:49:42
Subject: Female orks?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Eye of Terror
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U think thats bad? Watch human centipede 2. My brain still hurts
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2012/05/30 18:19:44
Subject: Female orks?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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You know, when the pic was broken twice, you should have taken that as a sign from Him on Terra that it should not be posted.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2012/05/30 18:56:45
Subject: Re:Female orks?
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Hellish Haemonculus
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Speaking of female orks, I want to model a giant female warboss, and then call my ork tribe 'Mama's Boyz.'
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2012/05/30 19:06:18
Subject: Female orks?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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You could do that. Just add boob-squigs.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2012/05/30 23:42:15
Subject: Female orks?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Brother Thomas wrote:U think thats bad? Watch human centipede 2. My brain still hurts
Swore to myself to never watch that Human centipede - after making my lunch an exercise in futility - ever again. Honestly, what the hell? Those things are disgusting...why would people even want to do that? Just drives home the Imperial mantra 'abhor the deviant'.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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