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I just sorted out a bug problem. The printer wouldn't work, at all.

As you may know computer problems became known as 'bugs' because the initially often were. Small beetles or cockroaches etc crawling into the presumably safe tight warm darkness only to be squished by a moving archaic computer component. Hence computer bugs, debugging computers etc.
Now itty bitty bugs I can understand, how about rhinos.

They might be small plastic green and Epic, but nevertheless it was a rhino. Took an age to get it out also. Most have got in there from the window shelf after the last game.



A rhino clogging up my printer, we had a laugh over that one. So I share.

Like a SM Rhino.............how the hell did it get in there?

Printer is beneath the windowsill. Rhino must have fallen in through the paper in slot.

Its an Epic rhino not a 28mm one. a naughty naughty Epic rhino.

Was it already painted? It may be trying to tell you something.

It was already painted, what is why it was green.

However I didn't inkwash or even complete the tracks and bolters. I feel guilty now.


Hey, no. My orcs are still grey plastic and they dont sabotage my computer equipment, though my arrer boys are huddled around the base of my monitor, some have heads on, others not. Should I be concerned?

"Dis gets da green huh?" *shoves rhino in the printer*

Ahhhh an Epic Rhino. That makes sense. I was thinking a 40k Rhino, then started wondering "Well feth, how big is his friggin printer?"

KingCracker wrote:Ahhhh an Epic Rhino. That makes sense. I was thinking a 40k Rhino, then started wondering "Well feth, how big is his friggin printer?"

I was thinking the same! Like, "What size paper are you using? Do you print your word documents on king size bedsheets??"

n0t_u wrote:"Dis gets da green huh?" *shoves rhino in the printer*

You are spreading dissent, making me distrust my boyz?

Orlanth wrote:

n0t_u wrote:"Dis gets da green huh?" *shoves rhino in the printer*

You are spreading dissent, making me distrust my boyz?

Are they Blood Axes?

I don't think the arrer boyz are. Should I ask them?

rubiksnoob wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Ahhhh an Epic Rhino. That makes sense. I was thinking a 40k Rhino, then started wondering "Well feth, how big is his friggin printer?"

I was thinking the same! Like, "What size paper are you using? Do you print your word documents on king size bedsheets??"

It takes a whole forest for Orlanth to print his greeting cards. He takes greetings very serious

Its not the greetings but the long winded introductions.

So youve obviously read, the Art of being a gentlemen