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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 04:26:50
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Screamin' Stormboy
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this is a funny friendly non competitive make-believe list that is possible crazy enough to work ,probably not
big mek 35 points
big mek 35 points
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
30 grotz with 3 runtherders
29 grotz with 2 runtherders
359 grotz, 35 runtherders, 2 big meks with nothing
you run up tie up everything for the entire game and have so many units they cant possible deny atleast one unit to capture an objective while other are contested your scred when it comes to victory points but this is just a make up list that would be funny to play, bonus points if you manage to kill something
bonus points if their all painted
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Kaptain! I got the tellyportas workin.
Did yer test im out?
No sir, wez low on grotz
After you den mista Nailbrain
!Bizap!
I have no idea if dat meanz it worked... ahhh zog it, ere we go WAAAGH!!!
!Bizap! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 04:32:32
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This will not work. LD 7 will make them all run off the board. Take 25% and bye bye grots.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 04:34:56
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Screamin' Stormboy
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who cares, its difficult to kill 10 of anything unless you concentrate fire and their are 12 squads anyways, besides it wasnt desined to work, it was just a funny idea I had
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Kaptain! I got the tellyportas workin.
Did yer test im out?
No sir, wez low on grotz
After you den mista Nailbrain
!Bizap!
I have no idea if dat meanz it worked... ahhh zog it, ere we go WAAAGH!!!
!Bizap! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 04:34:59
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Double FOC only applies to 2000 + pt games.
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warboss wrote:Is there a permanent stickied thread for Chaos players to complain every time someone/anyone gets models or rules besides them? If not, there should be. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 04:38:35
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Screamin' Stormboy
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ohh yeah...give bigmeks kffs and armor stuff , add 18 big gunz
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Kaptain! I got the tellyportas workin.
Did yer test im out?
No sir, wez low on grotz
After you den mista Nailbrain
!Bizap!
I have no idea if dat meanz it worked... ahhh zog it, ere we go WAAAGH!!!
!Bizap! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 04:43:08
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Gorfang EadSplitta wrote:who cares, its difficult to kill 10 of anything unless you concentrate fire and their are 12 squads anyways, besides it wasnt desined to work, it was just a funny idea I had
How is it hard to kill 10 grots? With that many models you are going to be on top of each other. I can have 6 Vindies to deal with that. I am sure one vindie is going to kill quite abit of grots. And you stated piss people off. I would not be pissed, I would laugh that you thought to do this. Sorry but its true. Adding the Guns in there would be helpfull for sure.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 04:58:57
Subject: Re:how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Fresh-Faced New User
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If you own 359 grots and 35 runtherders then you deserve to run this list and you also deserve the butt kicking that accompanies it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 05:17:07
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Irked Necron Immortal
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That's 12 units that can be easily swept off the board in assault...I don't get it.
...that is unless grots get Mob Rule, but I thought they didn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 05:22:59
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Screamin' Stormboy
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as i said multiple times, this list was a crazy idea i had, it is not ment to win, just thought it was funny you can now do this in 6th edition, geez like id really field this
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Kaptain! I got the tellyportas workin.
Did yer test im out?
No sir, wez low on grotz
After you den mista Nailbrain
!Bizap!
I have no idea if dat meanz it worked... ahhh zog it, ere we go WAAAGH!!!
!Bizap! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 08:04:04
Subject: Re:how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Regular Dakkanaut
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still cant see how you cant do this in 6th edition... cant find the page that says to ignor all force orginization lol.
anyway, this is funnyer than hell  now imagine at higher point games were you take mad dok and give all the grots 5+ invul saves, and watch as your opponent crys for mercy, because now they WILL NOT be able to kill all your grots ^^
just line them up in nice long lines and with mad dok up front, and when his unit is gone, have the next unit run into coherency with him, that way your front line guys are alway fearless Automatically Appended Next Post: still cant see how you cant do this in 6th edition... cant find the page that says to ignor all force orginization lol.
anyway, this is funnyer than hell  now imagine at higher point games were you take mad dok and give all the grots 5+ invul saves, and watch as your opponent crys for mercy, because now they WILL NOT be able to kill all your grots ^^
just line them up in nice long lines and with mad dok up front, and when his unit is gone, have the next unit run into coherency with him, that way your front line guys are alway fearless
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/07/01 08:12:07
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 11:54:33
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I have one question ... WHY!?
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"You can have moments of happiness, moments of joy, but life is very difficult – unless you're a total idiot, then you can be happy." - Irvin Kershner |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 13:14:23
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
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If you can find a way to bubble wrap the grots in a ld bubble then this list would be competitive. I dunno any way to do that or if it's even possible though as I have only played a couple of games with Orks.
Even without I think it would be a fun list. Which is what you asked.
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Thousand Sons CSM and Tzeentch Daemons : 2000pts
Imperial Guard Mixed Regiment: 2500pts
Deathwing/Ravenwing 2000pts (WIP)
Space Wolves: 1000pts (WIP)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 13:29:10
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Been Around the Block
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List isn't legal - unless I'm missing something you only get 6 troop choices till 2k points
List isn't good - grots will get murdered
List isn't all that annoying - so it's a lot of models, you can get a lot of models legally and effectively.
Start with 6x30 boyz - that's just shy of 1k points and they're tougher, fearless and in legal numbers - now add more stuff from the rest of the FOC, like Big Meks - feel free to grab an ally choice that swarms too if you wanna go nuts. Fearless orcs, that's how you tarpit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 14:08:31
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Mekboy on Kustom Deth Kopta
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I was thinking of doing the same thing, but only with ork shoota boys. Just to drop 360 boys onto the table, and laugh manically.
with 2 big meks kffs. 2330. Pick your favorite upgrades from there.
Deploy like this
B B B B B B
B M B B M B
B B B B B B
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/07/01 14:09:52
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 00:55:55
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Screamin' Stormboy
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look around page 110, or the age after the force organisation chart, it says you get another primary above 2000 points, I fixed the list in a later post, this list isnt supose to be good, read my other posts
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Kaptain! I got the tellyportas workin.
Did yer test im out?
No sir, wez low on grotz
After you den mista Nailbrain
!Bizap!
I have no idea if dat meanz it worked... ahhh zog it, ere we go WAAAGH!!!
!Bizap! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 03:49:35
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Don't let the hatter monkeys get to you i would love to see this happen it would be funny as hell.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 07:21:27
Subject: how to piss off your opponent in 6th edition with orks with 1500 points
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
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disturedspider wrote:Don't let the hatter monkeys get to you i would love to see this happen it would be funny as hell. 
I concur! The grots would get a 5+ cover save from all the intervening models (I think) and even if your opponent can kill 50 per turn he still won't kill em all really haha. Not to mention, despite the crappiness of grot weapons, all it takes is a few 6's and opponent failed saves and you can wipe whole units with shooting. I mean, if you shot 60 shots at a group of 20 guard, hit with about 25-30 wound with abut 15, you can still kill a hefty amount per turn. And mutliply that by six. Horde armies could be murdered haha. Now ONE dreadnought and this list fails hahaha. He can kill you, you fall back vluntarily, and he sweeps. OR you tarpit him, you fail combat, run, and get swept haha.
But still, funny as crap man. I'd lol so hard I think you'd win by default.
Also, I had this same idea but for Apocalypse. Imagine 3k points worth of grots (1000 grots iirc)... i cant even. You'd need a broom to move them all fast enough, and remove the corpses before the turning of the net century haha.
-Waagh!
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