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Welcome to the only interspecies bar around where everyone is welcome!

This whole thing is meant or idle chatter and fun times for all. To join in pick yourself a name and a race and stay in character. To make sure everybody knows who you are put this information infront of all your posts:

Name:
Gender:
Race/faction: (belonging to any faction is not necessary but allowed. You can just say that you are human for example and nothing else aka don't belong to any faction or you may tell that you are... a space wolf veteran or whatever you wish your character to be. If you really, really want to you can be a gaunt but talking would propably be out of the question in that case...)
Description: (what you look like, and major things like if your character is xenophobic or heavy drinker or something else)

There are a couple of rules for this:

1. All weapons are to be left at the door to the gretchin who will give them back when you leave. If you refuse to do so the ogryn bouncer and the sslyth bouncer must take action (and they use some weird steroids or something... propably got them from the dark eldar bartender).

2. Don't be too serious. Bring in your sense of humor. This is supposed to be fun and jokes belong in the mix.

3. Do not use "god" emotes for example: mr a: *snaps neck of mr b*

4. Yes, a little tension between different factions is normal but no use of violence is allowed, although a little verbal "debate" is allowed. Keep your fists to yourself.

5. What ever you want to babble about you can but stay in character. If you are a guardsman who likes to go on and on how he singlehandedly killed 100 traitors while your squadmates on the other table keep yelling that it was one wounded cultist and there was ten of you, that is what you can talk about.

6. Stay in character.

7. Most importantly this is supposed to be fun for everyone so have fun.

Follow these rules and everything should be fine. Write what your character talks about normally and actions like this: *dances on the table*. The bartender is a dark eldar and has every kind of legal... and less legal drinks in stock.

I myself will be around as:
Name: Rodrigo
Gender: Male
Race/faction: Human, Crimson Fist space marine scout sergeant
Description: Dark hair, grey eyes, friendly type of a guy.

So let's get started and please enjoy!

Name: Gareva
Gender: Male
Race/faction: Slaanesh Tech Priest
Description: Bright coloured robes, mouth of needle sharp teeth, loves his sex, drink and heavy metal.

Name: Argyle Pentuskon III
Gender:Acts Male
Race/Faction:Hive Tyrant, Hive Fleet Behemoth
Description: Strangely urbane unless irritated at which point he just gets hungry, likes fine cigars, and eldar wines, dressed in tailor made suits, very much the old man

Name: Havelok
Gender: Male
Race/faction: Renegade guard
Description: Carapace armour, gas mask, antisocial, likes fighting.

Why hello young pup

good morrow.

Might I advise trying the wine, as a word of warning you whippersnapper, not all the women here have 4 limbs, but then again maybe extra talons may be what you are looking for if thats the case talk to the barkeep. Oh while you are over there get me a roast grox.


What are you waiting for kid didn't your parents teach you to hurry up.
*Mutters to self* Kids these days, no proper respect for their elders, back in my day when i was told to eat 50 marines and a land raider I did it, and I didnt dilly dally about it.

Verily.

Now back in character:

Oi, tyranid, fetch me more roast chicken, NOW, before I punch you in the foot!

WHELP! Give me one damned good reason to not find my cane and not whup your butt pinky!

Don't make me get all ChaosNinjaDaemon up in here..

Wait, why are we arguing about this. Bar squishy get me a roast grox, without the roasting!

Huzzah!

Name: Dorn Messor

Race: Blood Angels Assault Marine

Description: Dorn is a rowdy young space marine who enjoys lots of alcohol and the finer points of his job. Such as, killing things with his bare hands, painting, painting with the blood of his enemies, and shooting smiley faces into walls with his bolt pistol.

Well it was getting rather quiet around here. Glad that at the very least someone showed up.

Alreet lads so who's getting the drink in? I fancy trying some of that ork stuff its meant to knock anybody on thing on it's arse.

Oh alreet nid! Alreet Renegade!

Make the RP thread!

I agree with Robot.

This is gonna be gooood.

GREAT BOOZE UP! Strange that its with a nid.

Havelok gonna get all antisocial up in here!

Especialy with all the booze.

black templar wrote:GREAT BOOZE UP! Strange that its with a nid.

Had to find something to make people go "WTF!?!?" I think an old gentlemanly nid fits that.

Name: Azriel Darkmane
Gender: Male
Race/faction: Dark Eldar, leader of the kabal of the virgin
Description : Gaunt and know for a keen mind, and seldom loosing his calm. Althou it dose happen, he wears the traditional armour of a Achron and wields a huskblade alonside his splinter pistol.

"I dare say this looks like a fine collection of lesser races. Yes this will be a fine source of despair"

Wardragoon wrote:

black templar wrote:GREAT BOOZE UP! Strange that its with a nid.

Had to find something to make people go "WTF!?!?" I think an old gentlemanly nid fits that.

Your a very polite nid

Name: Lester Thunder
Gender: Male
Faction: Space Wolf
Description: Large beard, very happy, boisterous fellow.

" Who wants to have a drinking competition?!?"

Great White wrote:" Who wants to have a drinking competition?!?"

"If you feel like drinking the despair of mortals torn appart pice by pice, as their kin is slowly harvested by the pain engien Im all up for man"

I myself prefer a nice, big jug of warp-vodka.

Name: Chompy
Gender: Male
Race/faction: Deff Skullz Squig
Description: A fething Squig. As a result of an "experiment" by a Mad Dok he can talk and has basic intellegence. Still unadvisable to put your fingers near his mouth

Name: Dreggy
Gender: Male (?)
Race/faction: Gretchin
Description: A grot who has become older than most due to avoiding the larger orks very effectively, he has recently come to the bar as he has started to find that he enjoys good wine. He hopes to become a wine conneseur in the future.

Trondheim wrote:

Great White wrote:" Who wants to have a drinking competition?!?"

"If you feel like drinking the despair of mortals torn appart pice by pice, as their kin is slowly harvested by the pain engien Im all up for man"

" I prefer a nice pint of Mjod, if your cups can handle it." * laughs*

So are ya going to make the RP thread? We have enough people to get it going.